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Sam and Friends BookThe sun rose from the hills overlooking the 3976th ½, as TogetherAgain is hastily typing on her computer after an all-night thread killing session.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Alright Dorms, you’re my last hope, if you don’t get killed, I will.
ThePrawnCracker comes into the office building carrying a box of doughnuts and two cups of coffee, seeing TogetherAgain in her state of insomnia, he stops in her office.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Hey Lisa, up all night spewing torture lines at Leyla again? ...Wait, why are you here so early? ...And didn’t you wear that yesterday?
Without breaking her concentration on her computer screen TogetherAgain snatches one of the coffees from ThePrawnCracker’s hands.
TOGETHERAGAIN: I haven’t been home Prawnie, been up all night killing threads... Or trying to anyway.
ThePrawnCracker takes a seat in the other chair in Lisa’s office.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: You’re really taking this promotion seriously, aren’t you?
TOGETHERAGAIN: I can’t afford not to, Prawnie! I’m finally a full-fledged thread killer!
ThePrawnCracker shrugged.
Episode # 48
Title: “The Prawn Proposes, Part 1”
Original Airdate: 02-Feb-2007
Written by: theprawncracker
Created by: MrsPepper
Guest Stars: AnythingMuppet, Bill Bubble Guy as Father Marty, redBoobergurl as Judge RedBoobergurl, ReneeLouvier as Officer ReneeLouvier, furryredmonster as Officer Furryredmonster, Leyla, Gonzo14
Special Muppet Guest Appearance by: Pepe the King Prawn
THEPRAWNCRACKER: It’s not that great... Not once you’re the chief thread killer.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Yeah, well unless you think you’ll be getting fired anytime soon, I won’t become a chief thread killer, so I’ve got to make do with what I’ve got.
ThePrawnCracker frowned, feeling bad for TogetherAgain, he puts his hand on her back.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Tell ya what Lisa, let me take your shift before lunch, and you go get some sleep.
TogetherAgain finally looked away from her computer screen and stared at ThePrawnCracker with dark circles under her eyes.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Really? You’d do that for me?
ThePrawnCracker shrugged.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: What else are other halves for?
TogetherAgain leapt up out of her chair and squeezed ThePrawnCracker in a huge hug.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Oh thank you Prawnie!! So much! I love you!
TogetherAgain pecked ThePrawnCracker on the cheek and ran out of the office.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Goodnight T*K*O!
ThePrawnCracker is froze in TogetherAgain’s office and rubbed his cheek.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: ...She... Loves me... BEAU!!
ThePrawnCracker ran out of the office, and squealed down the hallway. Meanwhile, in MrsPepper’s office, Vic Romano is being scolded.
MRSPEPPER: You know, D’Snowth would have never done anything like this!
VIC ROMANO: Then why did you fire him?!
MRSPEPPER: You saw what he did to me just before he left! And besides, that’s beside the point! Now, get back to your-
MrsPepper is interrupted by ThePrawnCracker’s squealing and bouncing out in the hall. MrsPepper shook her head and stared at Vic Romano.
VIC ROMANO: What?
MRSPEPPER: Get on the intercom and tell him to get his prawn-keister in here!
VIC ROMANO: Oh, right.
MRSPEPPER: What did I do to deserve these lunatics...
*Commercial Break*
ThePrawnCracker sat in MrsPepper’s office while MrsPepper paced the floor in front of him.
MRSPEPPER: You’re... In love?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Yup.
MRSPEPPER: With... A girl?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Uh huh.
MRSPEPPER: And you say she loves you back?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: I know she does.
MRSPEPPER: And how do you know that?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: She told me so herself.
MRSPEPPER: ...Well then. What do you plan on doing about this?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: MrsPepper, I’m going to ask Lisa to marry me.
MRSPEPPER: WHAT?!
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Yes. That’s all there is to it. Goodbye boss lady, the next time you see me I’ll be an engaged prawn!
ThePrawnCracker darted out of the office.
MRSPEPPER: Why me...
Inside the janitor’s closet Beauregard is reading his “Adventures of Muffin Man and the Ziffler” comic book when ThePrawnCracker barges in.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Beau!!
Beauregard fell off his chair.
BEAUREGARD: Prawn, you have got to stop doing that...
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Sorry, but this is important!
BEAUREGARD: Oh, did someone eat all the Custodian Surprise again?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: No, no one ever eats the Custodian Surprise.
BEAUREGARD: Well what could be more important than that?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: I’m going to ask Lisa to marry me.
Beauregard squealed and grabbed ThePrawnCracker’s hands and jumped up and down.
BEAUREGARD: Oh I am SO throwing you a shower!
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Yeah well, there won’t be a shower if I don’t have a ring. Know where I can get one?
BEAUREGARD: Right here, my dear prawn! Beauregard pulled out a drawer full of jewelry.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Whoa! Where’d you get all this Beau?
BEAUREGARD: Swiped it from D’Snowth’s desk before he was canned. I think he was gonna mail it all to Kathy Greenwood in proposal, or something. But I figure you’re more suited for it.
ThePrawnCracker reaches in and pulls out a diamond ring.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Thanks Beau! I owe you BIG time!
BEAUREGARD: Well I know how you can repay me.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: You do? How?
BEAUREGARD: By letting me is the flower girl at your wedding.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: ...Beau, you’re not a girl.
BEAUREGARD: Hey, you stifle my dreams, I stifle your ring.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: You’re in the wedding flower girl!
BEAUREGARD: Yippee!
The lunch bell rang and the T*K*O employees flocked to the cafeteria for lunch, where ThePrawnCracker was standing on a table in the middle of the cafeteria.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Attention T*K*O staff! I, Ryan, theprawncracker, have a very important announcement to make.
Vibs leaned over to TogetherAgain and whispered.
VIBS: How much you wanna bet he tells us that he’s going bald-ish?
TOGETHERAGAIN: Five bucks.
VIBS: Deal-ish.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Lisa, my other half, my best friend in the world, will you marry me?
Vic Romano almost laughed out loud.
BEAUREGARD: Awww!
VIBS: HA! Here’s your five bucks Lisa-ish!
MRSPEPPER: Oy...
TOGETHERAGAIN: MY word!
THEPRAWNCRACKER: My word? You’re shocked that I asked you to marry me?
TOGETHERAGAIN: No... Well, yes, but, I wasn’t using “my word” in... Oy...
THEPRAWNCRACKER: So whadaya say Lisa? Wanna tie the knot?
TOGETHERAGAIN: ...Eh, why not. We’re already half of each other, why not make it official?
ThePrawnCracker grinned as Lisa stepped up on the table and he placed the ring on her finger. The small crowd clapped reluctantly (except Beauregard, who was thrilled).
BEAUREGARD: Oh this is great! There’s so much to do! Now, as your official wedding planner, I feel that-
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Since when are you our official wedding planner?
BEAUREGARD: My Lisa, what a lovely ring.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: You were saying, wedding planner.
BEAUREGARD: Slash flower girl. ThePrawnCracker sighed.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Slash flower girl...
*Commercial Break*
the next morning, TogetherAgain and ThePrawnCracker were busy making plans for the big day.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Have you called Leyla yet?
TOGETHERAGAIN: Of course, she’s hopping the next plane here!
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Great!
TOGETHERAGAIN: Have you picked a best man yet?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Well, since Beau’s the flower girl, I’m going to let Vic do it.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Does Beau know that?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: He’s not going to know that until the wedding.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Oh, right.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Left.
TogetherAgain beamed.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Sideways!
THEPRAWNCRACKER: March!
TOGETHERAGAIN: May!!
ThePrawnCracker and TogetherAgain giggled.
MrsPepper knocked on the door and came in.
MRSPEPPER: Am I interrupting anything?
TOGETHERAGAIN: Just thunder, lightning, head slap, and blink.
MRSPEPPER: ...Right. Well, anyway, just want to tell you two crazy kids know that we’re gonna have to move your wedding up a bit.
ThePrawnCracker and TogetherAgain look at each other.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: How far up...?
MRSPEPPER: Tomorrow.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Alright Dorms, you’re my last hope, if you don’t get killed, I will.
ThePrawnCracker comes into the office building carrying a box of doughnuts and two cups of coffee, seeing TogetherAgain in her state of insomnia, he stops in her office.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Hey Lisa, up all night spewing torture lines at Leyla again? ...Wait, why are you here so early? ...And didn’t you wear that yesterday?
Without breaking her concentration on her computer screen TogetherAgain snatches one of the coffees from ThePrawnCracker’s hands.
TOGETHERAGAIN: I haven’t been home Prawnie, been up all night killing threads... Or trying to anyway.
ThePrawnCracker takes a seat in the other chair in Lisa’s office.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: You’re really taking this promotion seriously, aren’t you?
TOGETHERAGAIN: I can’t afford not to, Prawnie! I’m finally a full-fledged thread killer!
ThePrawnCracker shrugged.
T*K*O
(Starring: MrsPepper, Vic Romano, ThePrawnCracker, TogetherAgain, Vibs, and Beauregard)
(Starring: MrsPepper, Vic Romano, ThePrawnCracker, TogetherAgain, Vibs, and Beauregard)
Episode # 48
Title: “The Prawn Proposes, Part 1”
Original Airdate: 02-Feb-2007
Written by: theprawncracker
Created by: MrsPepper
Guest Stars: AnythingMuppet, Bill Bubble Guy as Father Marty, redBoobergurl as Judge RedBoobergurl, ReneeLouvier as Officer ReneeLouvier, furryredmonster as Officer Furryredmonster, Leyla, Gonzo14
Special Muppet Guest Appearance by: Pepe the King Prawn
THEPRAWNCRACKER: It’s not that great... Not once you’re the chief thread killer.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Yeah, well unless you think you’ll be getting fired anytime soon, I won’t become a chief thread killer, so I’ve got to make do with what I’ve got.
ThePrawnCracker frowned, feeling bad for TogetherAgain, he puts his hand on her back.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Tell ya what Lisa, let me take your shift before lunch, and you go get some sleep.
TogetherAgain finally looked away from her computer screen and stared at ThePrawnCracker with dark circles under her eyes.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Really? You’d do that for me?
ThePrawnCracker shrugged.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: What else are other halves for?
TogetherAgain leapt up out of her chair and squeezed ThePrawnCracker in a huge hug.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Oh thank you Prawnie!! So much! I love you!
TogetherAgain pecked ThePrawnCracker on the cheek and ran out of the office.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Goodnight T*K*O!
ThePrawnCracker is froze in TogetherAgain’s office and rubbed his cheek.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: ...She... Loves me... BEAU!!
ThePrawnCracker ran out of the office, and squealed down the hallway. Meanwhile, in MrsPepper’s office, Vic Romano is being scolded.
MRSPEPPER: You know, D’Snowth would have never done anything like this!
VIC ROMANO: Then why did you fire him?!
MRSPEPPER: You saw what he did to me just before he left! And besides, that’s beside the point! Now, get back to your-
MrsPepper is interrupted by ThePrawnCracker’s squealing and bouncing out in the hall. MrsPepper shook her head and stared at Vic Romano.
VIC ROMANO: What?
MRSPEPPER: Get on the intercom and tell him to get his prawn-keister in here!
VIC ROMANO: Oh, right.
MRSPEPPER: What did I do to deserve these lunatics...
*Commercial Break*
ThePrawnCracker sat in MrsPepper’s office while MrsPepper paced the floor in front of him.
MRSPEPPER: You’re... In love?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Yup.
MRSPEPPER: With... A girl?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Uh huh.
MRSPEPPER: And you say she loves you back?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: I know she does.
MRSPEPPER: And how do you know that?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: She told me so herself.
MRSPEPPER: ...Well then. What do you plan on doing about this?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: MrsPepper, I’m going to ask Lisa to marry me.
MRSPEPPER: WHAT?!
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Yes. That’s all there is to it. Goodbye boss lady, the next time you see me I’ll be an engaged prawn!
ThePrawnCracker darted out of the office.
MRSPEPPER: Why me...
Inside the janitor’s closet Beauregard is reading his “Adventures of Muffin Man and the Ziffler” comic book when ThePrawnCracker barges in.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Beau!!
Beauregard fell off his chair.
BEAUREGARD: Prawn, you have got to stop doing that...
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Sorry, but this is important!
BEAUREGARD: Oh, did someone eat all the Custodian Surprise again?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: No, no one ever eats the Custodian Surprise.
BEAUREGARD: Well what could be more important than that?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: I’m going to ask Lisa to marry me.
Beauregard squealed and grabbed ThePrawnCracker’s hands and jumped up and down.
BEAUREGARD: Oh I am SO throwing you a shower!
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Yeah well, there won’t be a shower if I don’t have a ring. Know where I can get one?
BEAUREGARD: Right here, my dear prawn! Beauregard pulled out a drawer full of jewelry.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Whoa! Where’d you get all this Beau?
BEAUREGARD: Swiped it from D’Snowth’s desk before he was canned. I think he was gonna mail it all to Kathy Greenwood in proposal, or something. But I figure you’re more suited for it.
ThePrawnCracker reaches in and pulls out a diamond ring.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Thanks Beau! I owe you BIG time!
BEAUREGARD: Well I know how you can repay me.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: You do? How?
BEAUREGARD: By letting me is the flower girl at your wedding.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: ...Beau, you’re not a girl.
BEAUREGARD: Hey, you stifle my dreams, I stifle your ring.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: You’re in the wedding flower girl!
BEAUREGARD: Yippee!
The lunch bell rang and the T*K*O employees flocked to the cafeteria for lunch, where ThePrawnCracker was standing on a table in the middle of the cafeteria.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Attention T*K*O staff! I, Ryan, theprawncracker, have a very important announcement to make.
Vibs leaned over to TogetherAgain and whispered.
VIBS: How much you wanna bet he tells us that he’s going bald-ish?
TOGETHERAGAIN: Five bucks.
VIBS: Deal-ish.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Lisa, my other half, my best friend in the world, will you marry me?
Vic Romano almost laughed out loud.
BEAUREGARD: Awww!
VIBS: HA! Here’s your five bucks Lisa-ish!
MRSPEPPER: Oy...
TOGETHERAGAIN: MY word!
THEPRAWNCRACKER: My word? You’re shocked that I asked you to marry me?
TOGETHERAGAIN: No... Well, yes, but, I wasn’t using “my word” in... Oy...
THEPRAWNCRACKER: So whadaya say Lisa? Wanna tie the knot?
TOGETHERAGAIN: ...Eh, why not. We’re already half of each other, why not make it official?
ThePrawnCracker grinned as Lisa stepped up on the table and he placed the ring on her finger. The small crowd clapped reluctantly (except Beauregard, who was thrilled).
BEAUREGARD: Oh this is great! There’s so much to do! Now, as your official wedding planner, I feel that-
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Since when are you our official wedding planner?
BEAUREGARD: My Lisa, what a lovely ring.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: You were saying, wedding planner.
BEAUREGARD: Slash flower girl. ThePrawnCracker sighed.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Slash flower girl...
*Commercial Break*
the next morning, TogetherAgain and ThePrawnCracker were busy making plans for the big day.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Have you called Leyla yet?
TOGETHERAGAIN: Of course, she’s hopping the next plane here!
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Great!
TOGETHERAGAIN: Have you picked a best man yet?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Well, since Beau’s the flower girl, I’m going to let Vic do it.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Does Beau know that?
THEPRAWNCRACKER: He’s not going to know that until the wedding.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Oh, right.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Left.
TogetherAgain beamed.
TOGETHERAGAIN: Sideways!
THEPRAWNCRACKER: March!
TOGETHERAGAIN: May!!
ThePrawnCracker and TogetherAgain giggled.
MrsPepper knocked on the door and came in.
MRSPEPPER: Am I interrupting anything?
TOGETHERAGAIN: Just thunder, lightning, head slap, and blink.
MRSPEPPER: ...Right. Well, anyway, just want to tell you two crazy kids know that we’re gonna have to move your wedding up a bit.
ThePrawnCracker and TogetherAgain look at each other.
THEPRAWNCRACKER: How far up...?
MRSPEPPER: Tomorrow.
TO BE CONTINUED
Executive Producer: Phillip Chapman
Producer: MrsPepper
Head Writer: D’Snowth
Executive Producer: Phillip Chapman
Producer: MrsPepper
Head Writer: D’Snowth
