T*K*O - "D'Snowth Gets the Sack, Part 4"

[The Count]

After consulting his watch, the kidnapper realizes it's 7 o'clock PM.
Mmm, must be time for Bo's daily dunking n the icy tea bath. Or is that the icy tea bath drenching? One can never tell with that mumbling mopper-upper.
*Presses a button and a shower of iced tea purs its chilling contents over th T*K*O's janitor du jour.

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: Right actor...wrong show...

 

[D'Snowth]

LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

 

[The Count]

Oh yeah Bo? Then why do you have that quote of Father Moppet's followingyou around every acting performance you pop up in?
And Snowthpes, dear Ms. Greenwoodis fine... For the moment, though her true wellbeing depends on the revelation of that maddening little mischief of yours.

 

[D'Snowth]

Well, all those who want hints will have to solomon grundyly swear that they'll PM me to get it and never repeat to anyone anywhere at anytime!

I don't want to have to repeat myself.

 

[Beauregard]

I don't want to have to repeat myself.

Prawnie, we're only kidding with you. - Though, we really do have Kathy tied up...

 

[The Count]

What's this "we" stuff Bo? Didn't I tell you before? You got the wrong person and that's why we're working on two different villainistic cases. Snowths, no need to repeat yourself... Then again, did your father repeathimself on you?
*A short buzzing noise can be heard and a bald no-necked man's voice cuts through the air, quipping out "Science-Fiction".
Oh... It seems that ray gun I used to control Ms. Greenwood's mind and regress her into a primitive state has misfired and sent Snowthy toofar back into his own past. D'Snowths looks curiously at the mastermind behind the Canadian kidnapping blankly and innocently asking if he's his daddy. I'm not your daddy any more Snowths... Don't make me have to repeat myself on you. The former cowers in childish terror, unsure of what his fate will be before the scene ends and all goes back to normal, Ms. Greenwood still in their civil clutches.

 

[Beauregard]

*blink* Say again?

 

[The Count]

You heard me the first time Bo... That scene's a reference to the Whoe Line episode where Ryan Stiles and guest star George Wendt where playing Film & TV Styles, one of the many improv games on that show.

 

[JEANYLASER]

i love this story.