T*K*O - "D'Snowth Gets the Sack, Part 2"

[Beauregard]

A great episode, as always. Here's my personal favorite lines:

MRSPEPPER: Beauregard... you CAN bake a cake, can you?

BEAUREGARD: Are you kidding? I once baked a cake for the Queen of England’s birthday!

MRSPEPPER: REALLY?!

BEAUREGARD: No.

I laughed out loud.

Really!

I laughed!

 

[The Count]

Originally posted by that guy who used to be T*K*O 3976½'s former VP: "MRSPEPPER: Beauregard... you CAN bake a cake, can you?"

Dunno... Can he? You wouldn't think so since he used custodian's surprise for the batter. You people need to stop encouraging him and bring lunchs to work from home.

 

[Beauregard]

I heard that!

 

[The Count]

Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it...

Your face!
*Another gusher of ice cold tea drenches the hapless janitor.

 

[Beauregard]

*grabs custodian's surprise water gun* You wanna piece'a me?

 

[D'Snowth]

You people need to stop encouraging him and bring lunchs to work from home.

We considered that, but we didn't want to hurt his feelings.

 

[The Count]

Good point snowthers. Oh, and you're too late Bo.
*The hapless janitor gets assaulted by a barrage of custodian's surprise balloon bombs, dropping the sloppy contents all over his person.

 

[Beauregard]

I hope you realise that I am also custodian at the local Jail-House I could lock you mutt's up there at any time I choose?

(Though, England's prisons are all so chock-a-block full that they are letting people off with bail so I probably couldn't...)

 

[The Count]

Ah, but we're not mutts. And is this jailhouse the same one where you got imprisoned just last October? They were calling to see if I knew the whereabouts of a certain Bo R. Gard, you wouldn't want to spend another little vacation there would you?

 

[Beauregard]

*shifty eyes* That'll be all, cap'in. *swiftly moves to another room*