Swaehb! Swaehb!

[Beauregard]

*emerges from snake-pit hugging a cobra* Oh that's right little Rizzzzzssssso snakey! Hey, Chris, I named this cobra Rizzss after some rat-tripping little fellow that I *steps into rat-trap* Youch! Chris? have you been trying to catch Rizzo again?

 

[christyb]

*pokes head into the hole*

Well no, I thought you named them really. Not to mention you set that trap for RHLCers. Now you need to get up here. The RHLCers are using Sith mind tricks to convert our record player. It is now a battle between good and evil. We cannot let the dark side win!

 

[Beauregard]

*emerges from a puff of smoke* Easier said than done. Pass me the Bagel of Truth that I might inquire after intelligence regarding the fixation of a record player on the names of ones ememies. *listens to bagel* Ahh, this might work. *adjusts record player*

BEAN! BEAN! BEAN! BEAN! BEAN! BEAN! BEAN! BEAN! BEAN! BEAN!

Oh, curses, not much better...

 

[christyb]

*puts my hands over my ears* Well at least it'll drive the RHLCers insane. It's a good thing we're already crazy.

 

[Beauregard]

Crazy? I was crazy once, and they put me in a room filled with pyjamas.

*finds Steve plushie toy*

 

[christyb]

*looks at Steve pulshie*

When did we get those?

 

[Beauregard]

I just ordered them from the Chigarco branch of MS (Muppeteer-Stalking)merchandicing department...they arn't available in stores yet, it's hush hush...but, I got 26 off the black market? I can sell them to you for a very small mark-up price...

 

[christyb]

*raises my eyebrow*

Considering you probably used my credit card? You owe me one.

 

[Beauregard]

Concidering you used my credit card to buy the tutu and Santa outfit that never arrived for the Steve statue out the front, I think you owe me a tutu.

 

[christyb]

Well if you insist....*thinks* Hey you know what? You might actually look good in a tutu. It'll match your eyes. I'll call Richard and see if you can borrow his....