Subway performers

[mikebennidict]

I found the 1 line interesting you can loose your purse or maybe something worse in the subway.

 

[fuzzygobo]

All together now!

Down below the street can you dig the steady beat it's the subway.
SUBWAY!!

Moving right along hear the rhythm loud and strong it's the subway.
SUBWAY!!

Since there isn't any room in this town
We put all our trains down under the ground
Buy a token now for a ride that's super WOW on the subway.
SUBWAY!!

Squeeze inside the door there isn't room for anymore on the subway.
SUBWAY!!

Hang on to the strap wonder where they hid the map on the subway.
SUBWAY!!

If you're in a hurry take the express
It will go right by your local address
Swaying to and fro it's the only way to go on the subway.
SUBWAY!!!

Ahhhhh.... hey my stop just went by!
Ahhhhh.... there's something in my eye!
Ahhhhh.... it's so hot I could die!
Anyway, every way, ain't it grand!!!

Packed inside the train it's too crowded to complain on the subway.
SUBWAY!!

You could lose your purse or you might lose something worse on the subway.
SUBWAY!!

It's the biggest travel bargain in town.
The longest-running show underground.
Come on step inside you'll get taken for a ride on the subway.
ON THE SUBWAY!!!

If you're in a hurry take the express
It will go right by your local address
Buy a token now for a ride that's super WOW on the subway.
WHAT'S THAT?!!!!

ON THE SUBWAY!! ON THE SUBWAY!!
ON THE SUBWAY!! ON THE SUBWAY!!

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH..... SUUUUUBWAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!

and everyone gets off but Bert

 

[fuzzygobo]

only now you get a MetroCard instead of tokens.

 

[Xerus]

All together now!

Down below the street can you dig the steady beat it's the subway.
SUBWAY!!

Moving right along hear the rhythm loud and strong it's the subway.
SUBWAY!!

Since there isn't any room in this town
We put all our trains down under the ground
Buy a token now for a ride that's super WOW on the subway.
SUBWAY!!

Squeeze inside the door there isn't room for anymore on the subway.
SUBWAY!!

Hang on to the strap wonder where they hid the map on the subway.
SUBWAY!!

If you're in a hurry take the express
It will go right by your local address
Swaying to and fro it's the only way to go on the subway.
SUBWAY!!!

Ahhhhh.... hey my stop just went by!
Ahhhhh.... there's something in my eye!
Ahhhhh.... it's so hot I could die!
Anyway, every way, ain't it grand!!!

Packed inside the train it's too crowded to complain on the subway.
SUBWAY!!

You could lose your purse or you might lose something worse on the subway.
SUBWAY!!

It's the biggest travel bargain in town.
The longest-running show underground.
Come on step inside you'll get taken for a ride on the subway.
ON THE SUBWAY!!!

If you're in a hurry take the express
It will go right by your local address
Buy a token now for a ride that's super WOW on the subway.
WHAT'S THAT?!!!!

ON THE SUBWAY!! ON THE SUBWAY!!
ON THE SUBWAY!! ON THE SUBWAY!!

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH..... SUUUUUBWAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!

and everyone gets off but Bert

That was cool how you wrote down the entire song.

Also, Bert wasn't really the only one left in the subway. I think the cop might've stayed behind. And there was this purple guy with glasses who did and said nothing throughout the whole skit.

 

[mikebennidict]

All together now!

Down below the street can you dig the steady beat it's the subway.
SUBWAY!!

Moving right along hear the rhythm loud and strong it's the subway.
SUBWAY!!

Since there isn't any room in this town
We put all our trains down under the ground
Buy a token now for a ride that's super WOW on the subway.
SUBWAY!!

Squeeze inside the door there isn't room for anymore on the subway.
SUBWAY!!

Hang on to the strap wonder where they hid the map on the subway.
SUBWAY!!

If you're in a hurry take the express
It will go right by your local address
Swaying to and fro it's the only way to go on the subway.
SUBWAY!!!

Ahhhhh.... hey my stop just went by!
Ahhhhh.... there's something in my eye!
Ahhhhh.... it's so hot I could die!
Anyway, every way, ain't it grand!!!

Packed inside the train it's too crowded to complain on the subway.
SUBWAY!!

You could lose your purse or you might lose something worse on the subway.
SUBWAY!!

It's the biggest travel bargain in town.
The longest-running show underground.
Come on step inside you'll get taken for a ride on the subway.
ON THE SUBWAY!!!

If you're in a hurry take the express
It will go right by your local address
Buy a token now for a ride that's super WOW on the subway.
WHAT'S THAT?!!!!

ON THE SUBWAY!! ON THE SUBWAY!!
ON THE SUBWAY!! ON THE SUBWAY!!

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH..... SUUUUUBWAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!

and everyone gets off but Bert

yeah! and they all shove and push each other.