Stuff you can't do

[MrsPepper]

I can't:
5. Listen to the Postman Pat theme turn without feeling a little bit sick.

Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat! I watched that show too!!
Did you watch Fireman Sam??

 

[superfan]

Things I can't do...
*Math: I went to summer school, had a tutor, and still only passed my Grade 12 with a 52% (He probably passed me just to get me out of my misery!)
*I am not a good driver: I'm too nervous..still don't have my license!
*work our new stair climber machine for more than 5 minutes!! Oy! I'm outta shape!
*keep a straight face if I try to act a dramatic scene...at all.
*History or Geography trivia in trivial pursuit
*listen to hardcore rap
*I can't believe I'm 30!!!! Nooooooooooooo!!!

 

[Aaron]

walk..

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

I can't....

• See the attraction with women [never mind...]
• Understand Swaheeli
• Spell Swaheeli
• Stand bad grammar [apart from when typing, even my grammar is bad then]
• Curl my tongue
• Do anything remotely sporty
• Touch velvet without making a face
• Watch scary films...

I can't go a day without....

• Toast
• Listening to something by Madonna [Malta was tough!!]
• Making a muppet reference
• Peanut butter
• Shouting in a hideously high-pitched voice
• Swearing
• Going on a computer
• Seeing a pair of my shoes [I love them all so much!!]

 

[MrsPepper]

DanDan, are you a boy or a girl? >< Sorry for asking so bluntly, but it's kind of bothering me, since they call you Aunt DanDan, yet you have an obsession with Madonna. So I can't tell!

 

[Daylight]

I can not:

dive head first into water
do the splits
speak in public
ask for help
fall asleep without music
live without chocolate

 

[ryhoyarbie]

I can't iron. I'm to lazy to learn.

ryan

 

[D'Snowth]

ask for help

Same here, whenever I HAVE to, I feel so stupid.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

more can'ts:

• can't keep my nails long(either bite them off or clip them)
• make speeches in front of an audience(had a bad anxiety attack in high school,last time I tried this)
• keep my hair long
• wear high heels(have a high arch),dresses,skirts
• watch/listen to commercials
• sit anywhere else except the back row in the movie theater(unless the theater is crowded)
• can't go without thinking about something funny or happy each day
• help smiling
• itching my poison ivy
• go a day without thinking of my friend Sean

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan, are you a boy or a girl? >< Sorry for asking so bluntly, but it's kind of bothering me, since they call you Aunt DanDan, yet you have an obsession with Madonna. So I can't tell!

Tee-hee, it's quite alright...I'll imagine it's all a bit confusing. I'll give it in a numbered bit.

1. I am a boy
2. However I am a boy who likes boys
3. Aunt DanDan [though she is called Aunt DanDan] is actually neither male nor female

So there ya go.

More of my cant's...

I can't:
Swallow chickens whole
Leave the house not wearing a ring
Go a day without singing