Stuff you can't do

[That Announcer]

There's something in everyone's life that they're completely unable to do, no matter what kind of training they recieve. So, what stuff can't you do?

I can't:

• Bake bread without burning it
• Slice a sandwich with any knife other than a turkey knife
• Do a layup in basketball
• "Dribble" a soccer ball

 

[Gonzo14]

I am unable to catch a ball during a big slip and slide dodgeball game

 

[Vic Romano]

I can't:

• Cook anything.
• Figure out Algebra if my life depended on it.
• stand asparagus.
• watch a scary movie without having nightmares.
• Beat level 12 in the Paramedics mission on any GTA game.
• Dance.
• understand how anyone could like the Andy Milanokus Show.

 

[MrsPepper]

I can't:
1. remember how to do bullets.
2. Figure out how to convert litres of gas in canadian money to gallons of gas in american money...
3. CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE
4. Go a month without coming down with SOMETHING, a cold at least
5. fit both the entire Labyrinth soundtrack AND MFS Score onto the same cd, as it's about 20 seconds too long. **pouts**
6. (well, barely) reach the top shelf in stores
7. understand guys. Haha, kidding. Wait... no.
8. spell words that have two different letters that are doubled, ex. caribbean comes out as carribean
9. be serious, apparantly, cause most of this list is me being goofy!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Let's see...

I can't:

-waterski or snowski
-sew
-do math very well at all, I really hate it!
-open bottles that are supposed to be twist off without help
-knit (but I really want to learn)
-eat onions. No matter how hard I try I choke on them. Blech.
-program a vcr to tape something, it doesn't want to work for me ever!

There seems like there should be more, but I can't think of any right now!

 

[D'Snowth]

Well thank goodness, for a while there, I thought I was the only one who couldn't do math!

3. CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE

HA! My mom says the same thing about me all the time. Anyway I can't...

• Comprehend math period. I mean, when I was in the 8th grade, I was still on 7th grade level math.
• Get my bunny to show me affection. She really DOES hate me.
• (No surprise here) Sleep without my Rocky.
• Stand flossing, I don't see how people stand it, IT HURTS!
• Eat fried eggs with those "whiskers"
• (No surprise here either) Go a day without M*A*S*H, unless it's the non-Radar seasons.
• (REALLY no surprise here) Watch Whose Line Is It Anyway, without seeing Kathy Greenwood.

 

[Vic Romano]

I can't:
7. understand guys. Haha, kidding. Wait... no.

Don't fret it; men will never understand women and women will never understand men, I am so totally convinced of that.

I can't:
-waterski or snowski

Oh man; water ski, uh -ing is impossible! I never tried snow ski... uh -ing, but I'd imagine it's just as hard.

And for the record; I wish I was good at math, I wish I was a math genius! I just can't do it though; I mean I really cannot comprehend x + y = whatever! Not the user, "Whatever", the uh; whatever.

 

[MrsPepper]

Ooh, yeah. I forgot I can't do math. My math marks are average, but I always have to work my butt off to understand everything, and they go SO fast. Wow, I guess we at MC are not mathematically inclined.
See, I'm okay at algebra to a point. It's functions and relations, and all that kind of stuff that I can't do. But I can figure out things like car payments or how much interest you will have in your bank account.

Lol! Yes Vic, I agree with you. We can try to understand the opposite sex, but we won't quite make it.

And I can't water-ski either. Well, the last time I tried I was like 9. So yeah, maybe that's why.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Bad Mathletes unite! Or something like that. I never got higher than a "C" in math until I was in college. Then I had this amazing professor who really helped me get through a basic math class and I actually got a "B"! But, it's pretty bad, I use a calculator for everything. It drives my fiance nuts, he's says I'll never get better at it unless I do it!

 

[Docnzhoss]

Math without calculators is like trying to sail without a boat. It's easy for those who can do math to criticize those of us who can't.

Besides math, I can't:
-bench-press my body weight
-afford all the material things I want in this world
-help disliking Muppet Christmas Carol
-install a supposedly simple shelving unit
-go a full week without watching something Muppety
-stick to a budget
-use time effectively
-trust the government, internet sources, etc. (did anyone else find themselves looking for Mars on Saturday?)