Statler & Waldorf skits please

[rtgentry]

Sorry it took so long but here are some pics of the puppets

http://photobucket.com/albums/b187/rtgentry/Statlerwaldorf/

 

[Beauregard]

Those are quite good. I know the congregation will love them.

 

[DannyRWW]

Sorry it took so long but here are some pics of the puppets

http://photobucket.com/albums/b187/rtgentry/Statlerwaldorf/

Very nice. I'm quite jealous. I actually just taught the whole water into wine thing in sunday school and was wishing I had a Statler and Waldorf puppet so I could use that script I wrote above.

 

[wes]

Statler and waldorf

You should make shure that you dress them in Biblical costums that will add to the comdic effect

 

[rtgentry]

I like, them allthough I am not fully satisfied with the looks of them. THey are constructed awesome and work really well. But I dont know, they might get ebayed sooner or later...

 

[erniebert1234ss]

hey rtgentry, I like them!

I'll try to get a S & W religious skit up soon, but I have a very busy schedule the rest of today. Tomorrow is a no-no as well. Sunday, maybe.

You see, it's homecoming weekend at my real-life college...

BJ

 

[erniebert1234ss]

OK, so I can make this sketch happen:

This is about the Parable of the Mustard Seed:

Statler: OK, stop me if you've heard this one.

Waldorf: OK.

S: This guy sows a bunch of mustard seeds...

W: yeah

S: ...and the seeds go several different places...

W: yeah

S: ...and some go to a rock...

W: yeah

S: ...and some go to a footpath...

W: yeah

S: ...and the rest went into the ground as it should...

W: yeah

S: ...And the mustard seed is our faith.

W: Ya know, I never heard it.

S: You geriatric joker! It's the Parable of the Mustard Seed!

W: Oh boy, my memory must have gotten up and left on me.

S: Crud, my hearing aid went again!

(laughter, applause)

That's it...Try that sketch and leave out the laughter and applause. They might laugh all the way thru it, trust me. Make sure to play up the "joke" as much as possible (ad-libbing is a must).

BJ