SST 2.0: Bert and Ernie consider moving to alaska

[minor muppetz]

Here's an episode of "Sesame Street 2.0" (for those unaware it was the subject of an april fools joke in 2012 and now I've decided to make outlines for some of the "plots", the thread is here http://www.muppetcentral.com/forum/...eet-to-target-older-audiences-directly.50795/ ).

Scene 1
Gina sees Ernie and Bert with packed suitcases and wonders where they are going. Bert tells Gina they are going to Alaska, and Ernie adds that it's not a vacation, it's permanent. Gina asks them what made them want to move to Alaska, and they point to a film...

Inserts:

• I Like Alaska

Scene 2
Bert and Ernie say that Alaska looked like a great place, so they think it'll be a great place to live. Gina points out that the place will be very cold.

Inserts:

• Telly Monster: COLD
• Grover comes in from the cold
• Doctor visits Alaskan villiage
• "Letter B"
• Typewriter: B-ball
• Harvey Kneeslapper: B
• Kermit News: Snowstorm part 1
• breaking glass animation

Scene 3
Oscar and Bruno learn that Ernie and Bert are moving to Alaska, and at first Oscar is happy, because Ernie is too happy and Bert is too neat, but then realizes that Ernie is really messy and Bert gets angry a lot. Oscar starts to get sad.

Inserts:

• "Felines"
• "Frazzle"
• Biff and Sully get angry
• Dad trips over skate
• "Sad" with Little Jerry and the Monotones
• "It's Alright to Cry"
• Kermit News: Snowstorm part 2

Scene 4
The cast (Susan, Gordon, Alan, Gina, Leela, Chris, Maria, Luis, Big Bird, Murray, Grover, Cookie Monster, Elmo, Zoe, Telly, Simon Soundman, Murray, and Forgetful Jones) throw Bert and Ernie a going away party. They are happy, but then they realize that their friends will not be going with them. They consider reconsidering.

Inserts:

• Henson #9
• Bumble Ardy
• Pinball Animation #9
• "Count Up to Nine"
• Ookyook Song
• Fireworks Alphabet
• Kermit News: Snowstorm part 3
• Geometry of Circles

Scene 5
Bert and Ernie are ready to get on the bus to Alaska, thinking about how all their friends won't be moving with them, and they think about how when they go on vacation, they don't stay. They then decide not to move (Ernie: "Good thing we didn't sell our home yet").

Inserts:

• The Villain in the Patina Hat
• Sand Animation: V
• "Fur" (original)
• "A Cookie is a Sometimes Food"
• Fay Ray: Animal Disguises

Scene 6
Everybody is happy that Ernie and Bert are going to stay on Sesame Street. Oscar tells them that he's happy, but that makes him unhappy... which makes him happy, which makes him unhappy...