the first chapter of the three little pigs
The first SSN skit I remember featuring the pigs went like this. Kermit was standing in front of the pig's straw house. Along comes Mr. Pig (voiced by Frank Oz) who is proud of how strong his straw house is, that not even the Big Bad Wolf can knock it down. The pig goes inside, and that's the last we see of him.
The Big Bad Wolf (Jerry Nelson) comes along and acts out the most famous part of the story.
Wolf: "Little, pig, little pig, let me in!"
Pig: "Not by the hair of my chinee-chin-chin!"
Wolf: "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!"
The wolf huffs and puffs up a gale-force wind blowing everything away:
trees, a mailbox, a street lamp, even a fire hydrant (ever try that?).
In the end, even Kermit gets blown away, but true to the pig's word, his house still stands.
There are at least two other variations on this theme. More to come.
