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Chapter Seventeen
Harry Osborn sat in the great room of his town house, calmly stirring a martini with a long spoon. He felt more self-assured than he had in ages. Close nearby was Rachel Bitterman, sitting at her desk and reading a copy of Mein Kampf with a wicked smile sitting across her face (either from the material in the book or the things that she and Harry had done in the past hours). Suddenly they both stopped, sensing a change in the atmosphere of the room. They turned and saw two figures standing in the doorway behind them.
Rachel and Harry both exhaled a relaxed sigh, as if some old friends had come to call and have a pleasant chat. “Don’t know why I’m not so surprised to see you still alive.”
“We Greeks have that effect on evil, murderous bankers,” came the taut voice of Jenny, who was accompanied by a nervous yet angry Rizzo the Rat. “You killed two people who I cared about very much, Rachel. One of them just happened to have been my father.”
“I killed your father.” Rachel freely admitted. “So you’ve come to kill me?”
“Wow. A psychic and a psycho!” Jenny sarcastically remarked.
Harry gingerly put the martini down on the table next to him, taking care not to spill it. “If you plan on getting to her, Jenny…you’ll have to go through me first.”
Jenny’s only reaction to his challenge was a devilish grin that had quickly crept across her face. “Don’t think for a second that I’ve forgotten how you called me a tramp one evening and pushed me to the floor like I was some rag doll.” That one memory was what made her just as furious at him as she was at Rachel. “You’re no better than she is in my book, Harry. That’s why I’m really going to enjoy knocking you both senseless.”
Harry and Rachel were both surprised to see how Jenny was advancing on them as she made her remarks. Rizzo was surprised as well, never before seeing her act so aggressive in the face of death. It was enough to force the rat into finding a safe place to hide, while Jenny confronted the aunt and nephew team. The best place he could find was the inside of a nearby trashcan.
Remaining cool in the face of the unexpected, Rachel replied, “Not as much as I enjoyed it when I watched both your father and his pathetic diner go up in flames. It was like a marvelous piece of fine art—the bodies turning to ash and the walls crumbling down. And the smell of it all…it reminded me of that fine Greek dish your father never had the chance to make. What was it? Oh, yes.” She sighed, recalling. “Keftes.”
She was utterly shocked as Jenny hurtled through the air straight at him. Rachel had about a split second to react, which wasn’t remotely enough time. Jenny slammed into her, sending the table and Harry’s martini crashing to the floor. Rizzo stuck his head out from the trashcan long enough to see how Rachel had made a very unexpected and yet remarkable move. She twisted, sending Jenny flying overhead and slamming into a set of selves upon which various curios had been placed. The top shelf was jolted loose, fell onto the one below it, which fell unto the one below that, and so on until they all hit bottom, crushing all the curios into dust.
How da heck did she do dat, Rizzo thought.
And the rat was even more stunned to hear his unasked question answered by Rachel herself, as she staggered to her feet. “You’re gonna find out, sweetheart, as I’m kickin’ your big, fat Greek butt that I’m not the same witch you think you’ve known for years!”
“I think it’s time I got a lick in, Aunt Rachel.” Harry uttered, and he advanced towards the fallen Jenny, ready to unleash his own brutal attack. But that was until something out of nowhere tackled him to the floor. It didn’t take long for Rachel and Harry or even Rizzo to realize that it was Peter Parker, wearing regular street clothes over his black costume as he and Harry tumbled across the room.
Rizzo seemed totally perplexed at the violence that the once meek geeks that were Jenny and Peter had been displaying in that room. It seemed like only yesterday when he was joining them at a scientific convention, which the two had politely begged him to come to. If they planned on using brute force to get him to attend future conventions, he would be best to acknowledge before they would even ask.
Realizing that Harry had Peter Parker taken care of, Rachel proceeded to handle Jenny. As she attempted to get to her feet, Rachel kicked her back down and pinned her there long enough to grab her shirt and tear it from her body, exposing the upper half of the catsuit that she wore underneath. “You stole this from me, you little tramp! And I want it back…NOW!”
Jenny wasn’t listening. The only thing she had on her mind at that moment was to beat the life out of Rachel Bitterman, whether she had gained marvelous strength or not. She kicked the evil banker away from her and flipped herself back to her feet, charging at Rachel afterwards and causing them both to fall over a chair, upending it. The two combatants rolled across the floor several times, exchanging fierce and mighty blows with each other. Jenny had executed just as impressive moves as Rachel did, spinning in the air at rapid pace to execute a series of roundhouse kicks that blasted Rachel four times in the face.
Rizzo’s eyes went left and right between the two battles, trying desperately to catch up with them both. While he was doing so, Fozzie Bear had suddenly entered the great room, greeted by the chaotic brutality that had quickly plagued the room. Noticing Rizzo nearby in the trashcan, Fozzie immediately ran to him, ducking a bust that had flown over his head and smashed against the wall in the process. When he was near Rizzo, he hid behind the trashcan that the rat was hiding inside of while keeping an eye on the battles taking place in the room.
“What the heck’s goin’ on?” Fozzie exclaimed.
Rizzo did his best to keep the bear up to speed on the situation. “Well, one minute, we’re comin’ in ta find Bitterman and Osborn in here readin’ and suckin’ on martinis, and den da next, Rachel and Jenny are pretty much beatin’ de snot outta each other.”
“Where did Peter come from?”
“I have no idea. De guy charged in like a rat outta h*ll and started beatin’ up on Harry Osborn.”
“Isn’t that supposed to be a bat outta h*ll?”
“I dunno. I’m too emotionally driven right now ta make sense!”
Fozzie and Rizzo were immediately taken by surprise as the desk that they were hiding near had suddenly collapsed under the weight of Rachel Bitterman, who was knocked onto it by the agile Jenny. The former diner waitress then displayed more feats of agility, as she flipped across the air and landed on top of Rachel’s body, pinning her to the pile of broken wood that she was laying on.
“I’m going to make sure you feel the pain that you caused me when you killed my father!” Jenny exclaimed, before she had commenced in sending brutal punches from the left and right side of Rachel’s head. The blows were coming in hard and fast, forcing Rachel’s head to swing left and right from every punch Jenny’s strengthened fists unleashed.
The ferocity of Jenny’s punishment on Rachel was too much for Fozzie and Rizzo to handle, so they focused on the other fight taking place—the one between Harry and Peter. They watched the two of them fly backward and crash into the mirror hanging on the wall—into it…and through. They landed inside the Goblin’s secret lair, and Peter looked around in confusion, startled over what he was seeing. With superhuman strength, Harry took the opportunity to grab a Sky Stick and swing it around like a baseball bat. It struck Peter in the side of the head, staggering him. Harry brought it sweeping back in the other direction…but Peter grabbed the flying device, yanked it from Harry’s grasp, and tossed it aside.
He swung a punch at Harry, who ducked under it and came in fast with several quick blows to Peter’s gut. Peter faltered, recovered, and fired a blot of webbing at Harry’s feet. Harry tried to get out of the way, but the webbing affixed itself to him, holding fast. He tried to yank his feet free, but there was no time as Peter swung a vicious roundhouse that nearly took Harry’s head off. As it was, Peter solved Harry’s immobility problem—the blow so fierce that it knocked Harry right out of his webbed-up shoes. Harry was flat on his back, and Peter gave him no time to get up. He landed heavily atop Harry, and with the same unbelievable ferocity that Jenny was unleashing on Rachel, started hammering him in the face.
It was then that Rizzo began looking left and right swiftly and repeatedly with a puzzled look on his face. He didn’t know what got into Jenny to make her so brutally fierce, and he didn’t know how Rachel could be able to take every punch without showing any signs of suffering. But it didn’t take him much to figure out who Peter Parker and Harry Osborn both were. Harry, of course, was none other than the Green Goblin that he had been hearing about from the news—that much was clear from the view he got of the Goblin lair.
But Peter Parker…was Spider-Man?
Good God! What da heck have I been missin’ out on all these years? No wonder he’s been runnin’ away from danger like a little chicken! He’s somewhere switchin’ into his costume! But my only question now is…when did he start becomin’ so murderously violent?
Meanwhile, Harry’s mind was swimming. This wasn’t the Peter Parker that he’d encountered last time. To some degree, he’d counted on the notion that, in a head-to-head battle, Peter would always hold back. It was a weakness in Spider-Man’s character—a reluctance to be up-front about the murdering cretin that he truly was—that Harry had come to expect. Not this time, though—Peter was cutting loose with the sort of murderous intensity that he had no doubt unleashed upon Norman Osborn.
Harry was on the receiving end of as brutal a pounding as anyone had ever endured. If it weren’t for the heightened strength that the green gas had given both him and his aunt, they would’ve both been long dead. As it was, the room was spinning around him, and Peter wasn’t letting up for even a second. Harry couldn’t even begin to mount a defense. His head slumped back, and Peter cocked a fist, looking ready to punch it straight through Harry’s head and into the floor below.
Through lips that were thick and swollen, Harry managed to say, “You gonna kill me like you killed my father?”
“Your father was a monster!” Peter shouted. “And you know it! He tried to stab me in the back! I jumped out of the way. He got what he meant for me.” He brought his face close to Harry’s, and Harry saw a terrifying grin. “He never loved you. Who could love you? Your aunt? I doubt it. She only wants you because you’re ‘Goblin Jr.’, meaning you’re her last line of defense against the Muppets and me. But the joke’s on her, ‘cause you’re crap, Harry. Pure, unadulterated crap.”
Peter was just trying to give back some of the same mind games that Harry had dished out, but he was infuriated nevertheless. “My father loved me!”
“He despised you! You were an embarrassment!”
Reveling in tormenting Harry, Peter let down his guard for a second, and Harry seized the opportunity. He brought a fist around and slugged Peter in the side of the head, then hit him again, and a third time. Peter fell sideways off him, and Harry crab-walked backward, scuttling quickly toward a rack that was lined with pumpkin bombs. In a crouch, he grabbed one off the shelf. Harry was having trouble seeing, his right eye having swollen closed, the left not far behind, so he hurled the bomb as best he could.
Through the slit of vision he had left, he saw Peter snag the bomb with a web strand. Harry reached for a second one, then he froze as Peter snapped the bomb around like a yo-yo and sent it hurtling right back at Harry. He threw up his hands to try to ward it off. Too slow. The bomb exploded in Harry’s face, blasting him backward, the room immediately filling with acrid smoke.
The quake and sound that the explosion had made was intense, enough to stop Jenny from hammering Bitterman long enough to see what had transpired. She, Fozzie, and Rizzo looked towards the entranceway to the Goblin lair, seeing clouds of black smoke rapidly billowing out from it. It wasn’t long before Peter came out as well, with not a single scratch on him. The wicked grin of satisfaction on his face was enough to creep out both Fozzie and Rizzo at the same time. Even as Parker was heading out of the room through the doorway, he looked in their direction and gave a wink.
As soon as Peter was gone, Jenny realized that it was her turn to make the final blow on her opponent as well. She stood up while picking Rachel’s barely conscious body from the pile of broken wood, and with a tremendous amount of her superhuman strength, she hurled Rachel across the air and into the set of double glass doors that led to the balcony outside. Crashing through them, Rachel’s body rolled a few times before stopping. She laid there on the floor of the balcony, battered and bruised with several bits of glass covering her inert body.
Rizzo and Fozzie felt as if they were witnessing the unforgettable moments of a horrible nightmare. They just watched two human beings suffer atrocious punishment at the hands of two once-innocent people. Harry Osborn and Rachel Bitterman might’ve both been unbelievable jerks, but not even they deserved something so sickening. However, in the back of his mind, Rizzo knew that Rachel had it coming to her the moment she killed Pete. But did Jenny really have to “kill” the woman back? It just wasn’t in her nature, which was why her actions were so shocking to both him and Fozzie.
Stepping onto the balcony and taking one last look at Rachel in her unconscious state, Jenny had then leaped over the edge and disappeared. Witnessing her sudden suicidal move, Fozzie and Rizzo both reacted in horror, moving away from and out of the trashcan and rushing out onto the balcony, passing by Rachel and approaching the edge. But when they looked over it, they surprisingly found no sign of the plummeting Jenny.
“Where’d she go?” Fozzie asked, just as he found a pair of black pants and a shredded black blouse dangling over the edge. Rizzo looked at the two and the only notion that could’ve come to mind was that Jenny wasn’t going back to the Happiness Hotel or Ronnie’s mansion in Queens. She wasn’t even Jenny anymore…the young woman that he watched moments ago had the swiftness and intensity of a fierce cat…and that’s exactly how Jenny looked…like a black cat.
Now I definitely have good reason ta be scared of her…I don’t even like cats!
All of the sudden, Rizzo and Fozzie heard a loud groan bellow out from inside the smoking Goblin lair. It was frightening enough to force the two Muppets to leap over the edge of the balcony themselves. But instead they took the old fashioned way out, which was through the doorway leading into the great room. Neither of them noticed how Harry started hauling himself across the floor, having no trouble gripping the surface, as his hands were sticky with blood. He registered this fact distantly, as if it were relevant to someone else.
Every moment agonizing, he managed to make his way out of the Goblin’s lair. He squinted through his one working eye and saw no sign of Peter or Jenny. He did, however, see his aunt lying out on the balcony and moving only a little, signifying that she was still alive after Jenny’s onslaught. So typical. Peter and Jenny had Harry and his aunt at their mercy, and instead of killing them, they’d decided to leave them alive so that Harry and Rachel could worry about the next time they’d attack.
Well, that was going to be a mistake…oh, yes. Because next time…
With smoke billowing past him, Harry looked down and saw a large shard of the shattered mirror door on the floor in front of him. He glanced into it and gasped, wondering who the heck that poor, grotesque devil was looking back at him. It took Harry a few moments to realize that it was himself.
His horrified, sustained scream resounded through the penthouse. And there was Rachel laid out on the balcony, looking up a little to see what had happened to her nephew. It almost sickened her to see how disfigured Harry had become. But one thought made her feel somewhat satisfied by it…
At least the tramps will be staying away from him now that he’s a freak.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The next day felt like the start of a new life for Peter Parker as he headed out into the street, walking with his arms swaying loosely, his shoulders straighter. With his clothes pulled on over the black costume, any doubts he might have harbored were erased as he had it on. He immediately felt stronger, more self-assured. He considered heading out as Spider-Man, but no. Not yet. For some reason he felt like facing the world as the newly confident Peter Parker. He was someone who couldn’t be hurt, couldn’t be messed with, and couldn’t be stepped on as if his feelings meant nothing. He’d never realized before how tentatively he moved through the world when he wasn’t web-swinging.
Picturing John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, he started to strut.
Men sidestepped to get out of his way without even realizing they were doing it…and women were giving him a second look as he passed by. He shot off smiles to them, even an occasional humorous two-fingered salute.
Things were feeling pretty darn good for the first time in a while. Here he had thought that he needed Mary Jane for the world to be in focus for him—instead Mary Jane’s presence had blurred things, like an additional lens on a telescope. She shifted the attention away from what was really important: Peter Parker, the man, the myth, and the legend.
As he crossed Broadway, he spotted the Muppet Theatre across the street, where the Electric Mayhem band were practicing with their instruments near the entrance to the theatre, attracting a huge crowd while performing a song that Peter felt in a way related to him…
Back in black, I hit the sack,
I’ve been too long, I’m glad to be back!
Yes I’m let loose from the noose,
That’s kept me hangin’ about.
Forget the hearse, ‘cause I never die!
I got nine lives, cat’s eyes,
abusing every one of them and running wild!
‘Cause I’m back! Yes, I’m back!
Well, I’m back! Yes, I’m back!
Well, I’m baaack, baaack…
Well, I’m back in black,
Yes, I’m back in black!
Peter’s attention was soon directed away from the Muppet band by a group of people chatting at a newsstand. Normally he would have ignored it. But then “Spider-Man” was mentioned, leaping out at him and catching his attention. Praising him, no doubt. Perhaps word had gotten out about how he had disposed of Sandman, an action that he had previously felt conflicted about but now wasn’t bothering him in the least.
He sidled toward them and was stunned to hear anything but praise. Comments flew fast and furious, and none of them were flattering.
“I think it’s awful.”
“He’s supposed to be a role model.”
“Spider-Man was my son’s hero before today, but now…”
“Edna always said he was a schlemiel, didn’t ya, Edna?”
“Schlemiel.”
Overcome with curiosity and not a little concern, Peter drew close to the newsstand to see what the commotion was all about. He stared at the front page of the Daily Bugle, at first thinking it had to be some sort of joke. Then he grabbed it up, and his hands tightened on it in cold fury.
“Spider-Man, Thief!” the headline blared in what looked like seventy-two point type. Below it a subheading read, “Spidey Shows His True Colors.” Splashed across the front page was a photograph so convincing, Peter’s first thought was, Did I do that? I don’t remember doing that.
There he was in the black costume, leaping away from the bank with bags of money in either hand.
Peter started to wander away, and the newsvendor shouted, “Hey! Where do you think you’re going with that? You have to pay for it. Who do you think you are, stealing stuff: Spider-Man?”
The snide comment drew laughter from the others standing around, and Peter’s first thought was that if they all had one neck, he’d break it. Then he considered bringing the whole newsstand down around the vendor’s ears. Forget it—that would only exacerbate the problem. He fished out a quarter from his pocket and flipped it to the vendor. Then he went back to the paper.
He turned to the story, which went into detail about how Spider-Man had been caught in the act by the aggressive and fearless reportage of the Daily Bugle (with no mention of Ron Stoppable or even Kim Possible at all). Sources in the police department asserted that, upon being shown the irrefutable evidence, police captains George Stacy and Jerry Larkin had declared to their men, “We just gave this guy the key to the city, and now he’s made a fool out of all of us. Go find him!”
Larkin then added afterwards, “I knew he was a bad seed from the moment we found him near the Hudson River, years ago.”
Fearless reportage? What kind of…?
Quickly he flipped back to the cover photo, and there it was, big as life: a photo credit to Eddie Brock.
“I should have known,” Peter snarled. He stared at the picture long and hard. It still had that disconcerting feel of familiarity to it, as if he had really committed the crime. He started to second-guess himself, wondering if the suit had somehow compelled him to steal the money and—
Then the anger left Peter as it struck him exactly why the picture looked familiar. Staring at it longer, he then started to laugh. It drew strange looks from the people nearby, but he didn’t care. He was flooded with relief upon discovering the truth. And now that he knew it, he was going to take it and shove it down J. Jonah Jameson’s throat and up Eddie Brock’s backside, all at the same time.
He only hoped Sean and Lori would be there to see it happen.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Sean and Lori were in fact at the Daily Bugle that morning, but they wished that they hadn’t come to see how much attention Eddie Brock was getting. There he was taking some pride in his brand-new cubicle in the city room, which wasn’t much to write about. It was, however, a start on his part, and he had every confidence that the corner office he coveted would be his sooner or later…probably sooner.
The sparsely decorated cubicle held only the three photos that he’d taken of Gwen at the key-to-the-city ceremony. Until recently, his memories of that event were far too painful, considering the shameless display of lip smacking that Spider-Man had foisted upon the public. That was no longer a concern. Who had the last laugh, Bug Man? Not you, that’s for d****d sure.
A bottle of champagne was on his desk, courtesy of J. Jonah Jameson…a remarkably cheap brand, but what else would one expect? Well-wishers and coworkers had gathered in Eddie’s cubicle for an impromptu party, and one of them was busily pouring the champagne into plastic cups. They were all toasting him and his continued success at the Bugle. Eddie had no delusions that any of them especially liked him. But they could sense an up-and-comer when they saw one, so nobody wanted to be on his bad side. Instead they preferred to bask in reflected glory or, even better, attach themselves to his forward career movement like remora to a shark.
Only Sean and Lori were the exception of the group, as they were far away from the scene and near Sean’s desk, where Sean had been sitting behind it (and looking rather ill at the same time) and Lori was leaning against it. She crossed her arms and glared at the display of all their fellow employees standing around Brock and kissing up to him. It was enough to make her sick herself.
“Look at him. Soakin’ it all up like a sponge…more like Spongebob Squarepants.” Lori snickered at her own joke, but she was a little surprised to soon discover that she was the only one laughing over it. She turned her attention away from Brock’s celebration and focused on her brother, quickly noticing how under the weather he appeared to be. “Are you okay, bro? I know my jokes can suck at times, but you have to admit that one…”
“I’m just not feeling too well today, Alissa.” She knew instantly that something was wrong, because he rarely ever addressed her by her first name. “I haven’t been feeling well, ever since the incident at the science building.”
Like a caring mother, Lori placed the back of her hand over Sean’s forehead, making sure if he had a fever or not. The surface of his forehead didn’t feel warm at all, which pretty much clarified her suspicions of one. “Well, you don’t seem to be coming down with anything like the flu.” Her attention then went to his right forearm, which was the same one that he had sustained third-degree burns to during the accident. “Maybe you haven’t changed your bandage today. You have to keep yourself aware of your injury, Sean, because you might…”
Just as soon as she had pulled back the sleeve of his shirt, a look of surprise had suddenly come over her face. Not only did she not see a bandage covering Sean’s forearm, but also she didn’t see any burns either. The third-degree burn was no longer there…only average looking flesh. It was almost as if Sean had never gotten burned at all.
“Uh…I’m no nurse or doctor or anything, Sean,” Lori stated, “But I don’t think third-degree burns are supposed to heal over such a short amount of time. I don’t think they’re supposed to heal at all.”
Sean was just as surprised over the phenomenon as his sister was when he realized it only a few moments after he had left the accident at Connors’s office and returned to the Happiness Hotel in perfect health. He couldn’t explain it then, just as he couldn’t explain it now. And Lori realized just that, as he noticed the look of confusion and horror on his face while staring at his bare, unscarred forearm.
“Maybe we should go see Edward about this.” Lori suggested. “He is a doctor after all. Maybe he could explain…”
“No! I’m not going to be some lame test subject for your boyfriend to study on! I’d much rather see this as a blessing from God than some freaky discovery that a foreign scientist would love to get a Nobel Prize for!” Sean’s words came with much hatred, fury, and exclamation that it nearly brought away the attention on Eddie’s celebration. Lori was taken aback by his sudden anger, watching him as he rolled his sleeve back down over his forearm and got up from his desk. “I’m going back to the Hotel to get some rest. Tell Jonah that I threw up in the trashcan or something.”
He then started off towards the elevator, which had opened just as he approached it. Stepping out of the elevator was Peter Parker, who gave Sean a pleasant greeting as he entered the elevator and departed from the floor. While watching Peter strut in her direction, Lori couldn’t stop thinking about her brother’s unusual condition. It was so perplexing to her that she barely even heard Peter say, “What’s happenin’, Lore? Keepin’ those cheeks sweet for me?” But she was soon snapped out of her thoughts as soon as she felt a pinching sensation come over her backside.
Her head quickly turned in Peter’s direction, as he started walking away from her and heading towards Eddie’s cubicle. For a moment, she consciously asked herself a question that she would’ve never dared to ask out loud, Did Peter Parker just actually pinch my butt?
Finding herself more curious over Peter’s attitude than she was about Sean’s rapid healing, Lori followed him up to Eddie’s cubicle, where the party had broken up. Brock looked around the cubicle, trying to figure out where he could hang a “Welcome to the Bugle” gift that Jameson had dropped off earlier: a framed front page of that day’s paper. As he did so, he heard Peter’s footsteps behind him and turned to see him and Lori standing there. He was both surprised and not surprised to see them. “Good morning,” Brock said chipperly. “Beautiful day.” He tilted his head as if trying to remember some obscure fact. “What was it you said? I’ll never get that picture?” With a satisfied chortle he tapped the framed front page. “There’s your hero.”
Brock stood, trying to figure out what wall area would properly display the picture as Peter shook his head, his voice laced with disappointment. “Huh. I never thought he’d really do that.”
“See, right there, you’ve made a judgment call,” Brock replied. “You’ve got to see it like it is.”
“Funny you should say that, ‘cause I was looking at an old photo of mine, and it sure did look similar.”
Brock froze. Lori was listening with much interest and suspicion.
Eddie tried to laugh it off and didn’t succeed. In a slightly strangled voice he said, “Okay, well…gotta get back to work.”
“You’re trash, Brock.”
Parker’s voice was deep, challenging. It almost cried out for Brock to take a swing at him. There was none of the quavering protest or traces of uncertainty to which Brock had become accustomed. “Excuse me?”
A stunned Lori Thomas watched Peter casually toss a large yellow envelope onto Brock’s desk. Eddie’s eyes went wide when he saw the address printed on the envelope’s upper corner: Empire State University Department of Photography. Lori spotted that address and a grin appeared on her face, as she began to put two and two together.
“The picture’s a fake!” She exclaimed. “Oh, my god! You are trash, Brock!” The loudness of her voice caught the attention of a few employees, most particularly the ones from Woodland Valley, who stood nearby the discussion.
Brock felt as if he were shrinking while Peter was growing in stature. “You bet it is, Lori. He grafted two images together. Digital shots he took at the scene of the crime, and a picture from two years ago that I took, where Spider-Man was picking up bags of money that he’d just gotten back from a bank robber. Except in my picture you could see he was handing them back to the bank president, who was smiling. Eddie here lifted out the Spider-Man image, Photoshopped the black costume, and presto: instant incrimination.”
“Unbelievable.” Lori shook her head in disgust. “I’ve always known you were a poor excuse of a photographer, Eddie. But this…this is a new low…even for you, man.”
Brock had walked into this knowing that Parker might figure it out. He’d gambled that Peter might not remember; it was one of Parker’s oldest photos and hadn’t even been used. It was just sitting around in the Bugle’s morgue with hundreds of other old pictures. Still, it wasn’t as if Brock were unprepared. He’d run through what he might say a number of times, and now he affected the demeanor of an old pal and confidant. “Look, we could all use a little extra spending money every once in a while,” he said in a conspiratorial tone. “I could help you out there.” When Peter didn’t immediately reply, Brock urged him, “You’re such a Boy Scout. Give a guy a break.”
Eddie Brock then got the shock of his life.
The normally mild-mannered Peter Parker grabbed Eddie by his necktie and shoved him hard against the wall. Brock slammed up against it with such force that it dislodged a framed photo of Gwen and sent it clattering to the floor, shattering the glass.
“Oh, no!” Tutter exclaimed, and fearing a violent confrontation on the horizon, he hid behind Bear along with Ojo, Treelo, Pip, and Pop. Bear, in the meantime, just looked on in concern.
Lori at first was enjoying the confrontation between Peter and Eddie, taking pleasure in watching Parker rip a new one to Brock. However, seeing how serious the situation was becoming, she quickly intervened before either of them had done any damage to each other—of course, most of the damage would’ve been done on Brock, considering the amazing strength that Peter’s more than average body possessed.
“Whoa! Hey, hey! Boys! Let’s just chill for a sec, alright? It’s early in the day and we’re all feelin’ a little edgy, which is understandable considering Brock’s stupidity. How ‘bout we just take a break, stop on by Starbuck’s, and grab a latte? Doesn’t that sound good?”
Parker’s face was almost unrecognizable, distorted in cold fury as he seethed, “You want forgiveness, Brock? Get religion!”
Man! I’ve gotta remember that one, Lori thought.
“What’s going on?”
Betty Brant had heard the ruckus and had walked over to see what was happening. She looked in astonishment at Peter, who had never displayed this sort of violent behavior before. “Peter, are you guys okay?”
“Does it look like they’re okay, Betty?” Lori sarcastically remarked.
Feeling his world slipping away from him, Eddie said with a forced chuckle, “We’re fine. Just horsing around.” He tried to push Peter away but couldn’t budge him. Parker may have looked slight, but he had muscles of iron. “Please, please, I’m begging you,” Eddie said in a desperate whisper that only Peter and Lori could hear. “If this gets out, there’s not a paper in town that’ll hire me. I’ll lose everything.”
“You should’ve thought of that earlier.” Peter uttered.
Drawn over by Betty’s concerned inquiry, Robbie Robertson was now standing directly behind her. If Betty and everyone else were surprised at Peter’s display of aggression, Robbie was positively incredulous. “What are you doing, Peter?”
Peter stepped back, releasing his hold on Eddie. Brock sagged, gasping, and Parker picked up the envelope that he’d tossed onto Brock’s desk. Turning away from Brock, he walked past Robertson, slowing only to shove the envelope at him with such force that Robbie was actually staggered half a step. Parker didn’t even bother facing Robertson, but called back to him as he walked away, “Show this to your editor. Tell him to check out his sources.”
Peter disappeared down the hallway. Robbie, Betty, Lori, and the Woodland Valley reporters all watched him go and then, in unison, shifted their gaze back to Eddie. Robertson held up the envelope and said quietly, “You want to tell me what this is about, Eddie?”
“Hey, how should I know?” said Brock, trying to bluff it through. He shrugged. “Dude’s crazy.”
“Is he.”
Without another word, Robertson headed to Jameson’s office. Betty lingered a moment more, barely veiled contempt in her eyes. Then she too walked away, and Eddie Brock glanced at his watch.
“In case you’re wondering, it takes nine minutes to receive The Summons.” Lori told him with that same witty grin on her face that annoyed the heck out of Brock. “Nine minutes before you’re standing in Jameson’s office, with all the strength drained out of your legs.”
Only one word came to mind at Thomas’s enjoyment over his pain: Witch.
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When Betty Brant was told to summon Eddie Brock to Jonah’s office, she made certain to leave the door open so she, Lori, and the Woodland Valley could see as well as hear everything.
Jonah was on the other side of the desk, holding up the documents that had been in the envelope. There were copies of what looked to be several photos, and what appeared to be a detailed written analysis of the two. Robertson was just putting the phone down, ending a call, and he said to Jameson, “Empire State photographic department confirms it.”
Fixing a gaze of pure disgust upon Brock, Jameson said, “Pack your things. Get out of my building.”
“I was just trying to—”
“YOU’RE FIRED!” Jameson thundered, his voice immediately scaring away the Woodland Valley reporters, who stood close by Betty and Lori to listen in on the torture.
For a split second, Betty and Lori thought that Brock was going to burst into tears. Instead he squared his shoulders and hurried out of the office as quickly as he could. He cast a glance at Betty, as if looking for sympathy—he found none in her eyes. He then looked towards Lori, as if expecting another smart remark—instead, he got that look of sympathy that he was hoping to get from Betty. But Brock could care less about Thomas’s sympathy. She embarrassed him over the past years as much as Peter had over the past minutes. Lori was no better than he was, and it infuriated him just looking at her, even though she was the most beautiful creation of God’s that he had ever laid eyes on. If he ever saw Lori Thomas, her brother, or Peter Parker again, it would be a cold day in h*ll.
As she watched him leave the Bugle forever, Lori couldn’t help but to feel a bit of pity for the poor jerk. Sure he faked a photo, and he had it coming the moment Peter found out about it. But did Peter really have to humiliate him in front of everyone like that? Perhaps in front of just Robbie, Betty, and Jonah…that much would’ve been enough for her to relish the moment. However, the whole staff had watched the scene unfold in what used to be Eddie’s cubicle, and realizing it made her feel a little uneasy.
Oh, well. It was Eddie Brock…he’ll get over it. Right now, there were other matters to tend to, such as Sean’s condition. Without another thought, Lori made her way out of the building, careful not to run into Brock on her way out.
END OF CHAPTER SEVENTEEN