BTW: There's an incredibly hilarious fic at fanfiction.net titled Don't Spam the Warners. Each chapter features the Warner siblings from Animaniacs reading through and making fun of a spammish ad in the style of MST3K.
Chapter 6 involves a miracle diet from the still living Hunza peoples of over 2000 years ago first discovered by the Egyptians 5000 years ago...
Along vith the Millennium Items...
Hush.
At one point the spam states that the current discoverer, Lans Svenson of Sweden was left with lots of questions.
One of them, I think someone here will recognize, was "why can't glitches leave their game?"
Good LOL fun.