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Jasper Fforde wrote several good riffs on that whole raven/writing desk joke. I won't ruin them by posting here, but I highly recommend his Thursday Next series for literary puns and jokes aplenty!
I actually have to be tested for TB every year for my job. Talk about ridiculous paranoia. If I was coughing up blood ya think I'd have realized something was wrong...do we really need to TEST for this anymore? What about smallpox? Huh? Or polio? Or bubonic plague?
*is always irritated by purposeless bureaucracy*
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