A Grover and Kermit skit
One more skit that had kind of a depressing ending.
It's a snowy night in what appears to be a wooded area. We see Kermit inside his house (!) through a window, happily rocking on an orange recliner chair.
Then we see a shivering-cold Grover outside, covered in snow. He decides to knock at Kermit's door for some advice. As best as I can remember:
GROVER: Kermit! <knock-knock-knock>
KERMIT: (answering door) Oh, hi Grover.
G: Please Kermit, can you tell me, how to get warm?
K: Come inside!
G: OK (enters) Now then, can you tell me how to get warm? I know, I'll just exercise a bit. That usually gets you ward. (races back outside, closing door behind him)
K: But...
G: Now I'll exercise (jumps around a bit). And exercising gets me very... very... (panting) tired. And I'm still cold, all over my body.
(knocks again at Kermit's door)
Kermit! <knock-knock-knock>
K: (answering door) Oh, hi Grover.
G: Please, can you tell me, how to get warm?
K: Come inside!
G: OK (enters) Now then, can you tell me how to get warm? I know, I'll put some earmuffs on.
K: But...
G: I can't even hear you, I got earmuffs on. (exits, closes door) Boy with these earmuffs my ears are nice and toasty warm. <pause> But the REST OF ME IS FREEZING.
(knocks yet again at Kermit's door)
Kermit! <knock-knock-knock>
K: (answering door) Oh, hi Grover.
G: Please, can you tell me, how to get warm?
K: Come inside!
G: WHY!!!
K: Because it's warm inside, Grover. If you want to get warm you come inside.
G: Wait a minute now. If we go inside, it's nice and toasty warm.
K: That's right.
G: But if we go OUTside (pulls Kermit with him)
K: Wow, it's freezing out here!
G: We will be cold?
K: Right. Now you've got the picture.
G: So the answer, is for Grover (or did he say "the monster"), to go INside. Oh thank you so much Kermit.
K: Oh, you're welc...
(Grover slams the door in Kermit's face, leaving him outside of his own house. Kermit turns around to reveal his usually pointy mouth sort of pushed inward.)
G: (Inside, while ignoring a frantic knocking on the door; he does still have earmuffs on) Wow, I'm feeling warmer already. I think I'll go sit down in this nice comfy chair. (which he does. Pause) And how nice and toasty warm I feel.
K: (Who is glumly looking in the window, wiping off a circle of fogged up glass)
Grover!..... Grover!....
I don't exactly recall any closing music to this one, though there may have been some soft sad music as Kermit was freezing outside. A red-orange glare from the in-motion rocking chair was reflected against the window.