[music: "Baby Steps" instrumental by Joe Raposo. a pink AM boy stands at the center of the screen as other AM's walk by and identify him]
VOICE (JN): Who is this boy?
WOMAN (FO): [purple] Ohh. He's my son.
GIRL (RH): [green] He's my brother.
MAN (FO): [tall orange] Ohh, he's my paper boy.
BOY 2 (RH): [small orange] He's my friend.
OLD LADY (JN): [fat blue] He's my grandson.
VOICE: All right, little boy, which of those people was telling the truth?
BOY (JH): Well, they all were.
VOICE: But they all said you were something different.
BOY: Well, yeah. [walks by and introduces each AM that walked by before] You see, this is my mother. So to her, I'm a son.
MOTHER: Sonny boy.
BOY: And, and this is my sister over here. And so to her, I'm a brother.
SISTER: How ya doin', kid?
BOY: A-and this is, the man I deliver the paper to every morning, so to him, I'm the paper boy.
MAN: Uh, throw it on the porch, eh, not in the bushes. Thank you.
BOY: And, and this guy here lives next door to me, so to him, I'm a friend.
BOY 2: How ya doin', buddy boy?
BOY: And this is my grandmother, so to her, I'm a grandson.
GRANDMA: Heh heh heh! You're a good little boy!
BOY: And so, uh, that, that's the way it is.
VOICE: I didn't know a person could be so many different things at once.
BOY: Yeah, well, there's only one of me, but I'm a son, and a brother, and a paper boy, and a friend, and a grandson. And on weekends ...
[spins around and his outfit switches to a football uniform]
I'm the captain of the football team!
[blows his whistle, and then he and all the aforementioned AM's, now also wearing uniforms, start playing football as patriotic march music plays]