. Again, this is why I wish they DID marry them off for good in MTM. Just so we don't have to suffer through that joke anymore.
They DID. They DID marry them off. Jim admitted it, the 30th anniversary (and other personal appearances) confirmed it--there were pictures and magazine articles and pictures of Kermit's fuzzy slippers beneath Piggy's bed. I know today that people don't pay much attention to whose, um, slippers are where, but back then it was different. Piggy didn't want "a relationship" with Kermie--i.e., a hook-up. She wanted Kermit to love her and want to spend the rest of his life with her, and Kermit gave every indication that that's where this relationship was heading.
I feel like I'm having to defend the moon landing sometimes. It happened. THAT it happened is NOT up for debate. Though it pains me to admit it, Jim even joked once about Kermit and Piggy getting a divorce. Hard to get a divorce if you aren't actually married.
You know how when an old favorite character or story is remade (Superman, Batman, Sherlock Holmes, Star Trek--ugh) and the new creative people feel compelled to make them oh
different (unAmerican, anal-retentive, an ignorant *** and, well, I can't say what I
want to say about the new ST). You can "re-create" history all day--but only in Hollywood.
Now if you'll pardon me, I'm going to be late for my Flat Earth Society meeting....