Shrieber's Dressing Room

[Dil]

This may have be used after the backstage scene where Scooter told Kermit that Avery Schrieber was whispering 'sweet-nothings' into Miss Piggy's ear.

(The shot takes place in Schreiber's dressing room.)

AVERY: (whispering into Piggy's ear) "You are just one beauty of a pig."

PIGGY: "You said it."

AVERY: "Uh-huh Uh-Huh Uh-Huh."

PIGGY: "Hm. Whatever."

AVERY: (not whispering, instead speaking without his mouth right in Piggy's ear) "And... uh, I can tell, hmm..."

PIGGY: "Go on, Go on!"

AVERY: "Ha! I can tell that... uh, what did that pal of mine... a-what did that Jack Burns told me? hmm... hm... hmm..."

PIGGY: "What?"

AVERY: "I can tell... that... I can tell that there are lot of more prettier muppets I'd get a crush on."

PIGGY: "Well, pick me! Pick me!"

AVERY: "The fact is: you're the ugliest of the beauties."

PIGGY: "WHAT?!"

AVERY: "When did you take a bath, Miss Hoggy?"

PIGGY: "HOGGY?! Grr, I took a bath, yesterday."

AVERY: "Last, but not least, your hair haven't been combed since 2 days."

PIGGY: "GRRR! I told you NOT to insult me!"

AVERY: "I'm gonna luve a more prettier woman than you..."

PIGGY: "Don't tell me...!"

AVERY: "That wardrobe lady of that Muppy theatre."

PIGGY: "NEVER love any other female Muppets but ME!"

AVERY: "But your awful face--"

(Piggy launches a big karate chop on Schrieber, sending him flying out of the dressing room.)

What do you think?

 

[Dil]

It seems that you're taking so slow. I'm patient; It's just that I want a respond to that fanfic soon.