Maybe THIS should be a bit different:
Sherlock Hemlock: Egad! I am Sherlock Hemlock, the world's greatest detective! A very terrible crime has been committed, and it is my duty to find the culprit. Now, the first thing I need to find is a clue...
Harvey Kneeslapper: Hey, did I hear you say that you need a Q?
Sherlock Hemlock: Yes, I need a clue.
Harvey Kneeslapper: Well, then here it is! (Slaps a Q on Sherlock Hemlock and then laughs hysterically)
(Harvey Kneeslapper's Mom arrives with angry eyes.)
Harvey Kneeslapper's Mom: Harvey Kneeslapper!
Harvey Kneeslapper: What is it mother?
Harvey Kneeslapper's Mom: I saw what you did to that detective!
Sherlock Hemlock: Yes, he slapped the letter Q on my chest! I was trying to need a clue!
Harvey Kneeslapper's Mom: (to Harvey, yelling) Well, you are NOT allowed to play pranks on this detective! You understand? He's trying to need clues now I have to take you home! (pulls Harvey's ear)
Harvey Kneeslapper: But mother...
Harvey Kneeslapper's Mom: No "buts" Harvey! You're going to have to learn about helping people instead of playing pranks! (She leaves pulling Harvey)
Sherlock Hemlock: Thank goodness he's gone! I must need a REAL clue, and I am about to ask someone else for it!
(ending music plays as Sherlock zips off to find a clue.)
Sherlock Hemlock: Egad! I am Sherlock Hemlock, the world's greatest detective! A very terrible crime has been committed, and it is my duty to find the culprit. Now, the first thing I need to find is a clue...
Harvey Kneeslapper: Hey, did I hear you say that you need a Q?
Sherlock Hemlock: Yes, I need a clue.
Harvey Kneeslapper: Well, then here it is! (Slaps a Q on Sherlock Hemlock and then laughs hysterically)
(Harvey Kneeslapper's Mom arrives with angry eyes.)
Harvey Kneeslapper's Mom: Harvey Kneeslapper!
Harvey Kneeslapper: What is it mother?
Harvey Kneeslapper's Mom: I saw what you did to that detective!
Sherlock Hemlock: Yes, he slapped the letter Q on my chest! I was trying to need a clue!
Harvey Kneeslapper's Mom: (to Harvey, yelling) Well, you are NOT allowed to play pranks on this detective! You understand? He's trying to need clues now I have to take you home! (pulls Harvey's ear)
Harvey Kneeslapper: But mother...
Harvey Kneeslapper's Mom: No "buts" Harvey! You're going to have to learn about helping people instead of playing pranks! (She leaves pulling Harvey)
Sherlock Hemlock: Thank goodness he's gone! I must need a REAL clue, and I am about to ask someone else for it!
(ending music plays as Sherlock zips off to find a clue.)