I Would like to see these Ernie & Bert Sketches this Year.
Here they are:
The 'R' Machine
"Would You Like to Buy an 'O'?"
What time is it?
Ernie wakes up in the middle of the night, and doesn't know what time it is, so he sticks his head out the window and starts SINGING until someone yells out the time (as in, "For crying out loud, it's 3 am!")
It's Dark Out
Bert's trying to sleep and Ernie is looking out the window and trying to pursuade Bert to get up and look, too.
E- Hey Bert, it's dark out
B- Of course it's dark out, Ernie, it's night time.
E- No! But Bert! It's *reeally* dark out, like there's a blackout or
something..
This repeats until (naturally) Ernie cons Bert out of bed to come look and as Bert becomes riled up, Ernie says, "Well, G'night"
Turn down the volume (S)
Ernie is messing with the radio (demonstrating loud & soft), and Bert gets annoyed, so Ernie takes the volume knob off the radio, puts it on Bert, and turns him down.
Blown Fuse
Bert & Ernie battle by turning on more and more appliances (record player, fan, etc) on to drown out the previous one, until the fuse was blown?
Ernie dusts the shelf (R/S)
"I still think I should've taken the toys off the shelf first."
Big Shelf, little shelf (S)
Don't remember exact details, but Ernie wonders if he should put a vase on a big shelf, or a little shelf.
The Mysterious Nose Snatcher
Ernie warns Bert about "The Mysterious Nose Snatcher," and then Ernie somehow ends up with two noses.