Sesame Street parody fanfic

[ISNorden]

Ever wonder how Cookie Monster really feels about the stuff he teaches now? I wrote this fanscript segment about my best guess; if you or your child enjoy the "new" Sesame Street, please don't click the link. (Still, you shouldn't worry too hard: there aren't any dirty words, X-rated scenes, or rants against specific characters in it.)

 

[MartyMuppets]

I enjoyed it Ingeborg. It was F-abulous and F-antastic and very F-unny

You did a very F-ine job.

 

[ISNorden]

Thank you so much, Martin...you make me F-eel all warm and F-uzzy. *offers you more hugs than the Count could total up in an hour*

P.S. Keeping Cookie Monster in character for the whole script turned out to be harder than I thought it would at first. A guy with an educated vocabulary but childlike grammar sounds, well, weird. *giggle*