"What do you do with a fruit?" written and sung by Joe Raposo
music 3/4 beat,   * - means sentance is spoken instead of sung
"What do    you do with    a fruit?
There jucy,  and healthy,   and cute.
But to eat 'em,   its true....
Theres a few things   to do.....
If you want to get through to    the fruit!"
*First theres the "peeling problem" - very tricky!*
"Now bananas are nice,    with a soft easy skin.
Try peeling a melon,      what trouble your in!
A grape is a pleasure!    There's nothing to do.
While a pineapple's MURDER!    Let em fix it for you!"
*Give it to Mom. She'll cut up some nice, easy pieces for ya'.*
"Now an orange is tasty.   The peel's rather thick.
But DON"T EAT A LEMON!   IT MIGHT MAKE YOU SICK!
And grapefruits    are sour sometimes.    No one knows why.
And I wouldn't quite trust 'em!    They'll squirt in your eye!
But a nectarine!     Now theres a fruit!      A nectarine! 
Where do such things come from?   Half a peach,     half a plum?
And very clean!    You wash 'em so their very clean!
And be sure when you do   there's no bugs in there, too!"
"So what do    you do with    a fruit?
Their squishy and run down     your suit!
But you really can't beat 'em!  So bite in and eat 'em!
*MMMMmmm(slurp!)*   "They really deserve a salute!"
"Every apple and cherrie    has me feeling merry!
I guess I'll just holler and hoot!
'Cause thats what I dooooooooooo   With a fruit!"
*Were quite a pair (pare)!*
 
They have a really cute film of kids eating fruit that goes with this, but, IMO,
it's the way Joe sings it that really makes this memorable!