The final chapter.
Chapter Thirteen
The super-powered Mystery Inc. gang couldn’t believe how unusual the “Phantom Zone” version of Earth was. All of the countries outside the U.S. were bizarrely rearranged; Asia was where Africa should’ve been, and Hawaii had been replaced with European countries. It was a backward planet for sure, and the more Mystery Inc. explored it, the more their curiosity had grown, wondering how backwards the U.S. could’ve been.
Their fears had been confirmed, once they had flown over what appeared to be Metropolis, a sunny city with beautiful buildings, beautiful neighborhoods, and beautiful people all around. However, when they noticed that Wayne Tower was where the
Daily Planet should’ve been, they were shocked to notice that the perfect city that they were flying over was in fact the “Phantom Zone” version of Gotham City.
“I don’t believe it.” Velma said. “This is supposed to be Gotham City?”
“But it looks so squeaky clean.” Daphne said. “I guess this ‘Phantom Planet’ isn’t all that bright, when it comes to making copies.” As they flew in between buildings, they were suddenly taken by surprise from a black figure that zoomed right past them. They looked straight ahead with shocked eyes, as they saw Batman
flying high over the city.
“Man! Now I’ve seen everything!” Shaggy exclaimed, and Scooby couldn’t believe his eyes (which were “healed” at the time) either.
“This planet is like something out of a surrealistic nightmare.” Fred said, just before they heard a woman screaming, and they looked down to see several Gotham citizens looking up at them with horrified expressions.
“It’s the Mysterious Five!!!” The woman cried in terror. “They’ve escaped from prison! They’re going to kill us all!!!!!” As all of the citizens began running away in fright, the gang just turned to one another, looking very confused. That’s until they realized that while on Earth, they were the law-upholders; but on the “Phantom Planet,” they were the lawbreakers.
“I think we better get out of dodge, before we end up running from the police.” Fred suggested, and when they started flying away from the scene, Daphne looked down for a moment and noticed something that made her go back. The others realized that Daphne had turned back and joined her, as she approached what appeared to be a blue-colored monster that had an eerie resemblance to Oscar the Grouch.
“Oscar?” Daphne said, shocked and intrigued along with the rest of the gang. “Is that really you?” The blue-colored monster, which in fact was the “Phantom Zone” version of Oscar, was cowering near a brick wall, as he faced the Mystery Inc. gang.
“P-Please…don’t hurt me.” Oscar begged, and the gang was not only surprised over his begging, but also by the first word that he uttered.
“Did I just hear him say ‘please’?” Velma asked.
“I guess in this world, Oscar the Grouch is actually…nice.” Fred assumed.
“Yes, yes.” Oscar said. “I-I-I’m a very nice monster…o-o-once you get to know me.” He was on the verge of panicking, as the gang got closer to him. “Please! I don’t like confrontations! I just want peace and happiness!” Velma looked oddly at Oscar, and she then went over to a garbage can, picking it up and dumping all of its contents in front of Oscar, who finally reached his breaking point and ran away. “AAAHHHH!! TRASH!!! I begged for mercy, and they throw trash at me!! I
HATE TRASH!!!!!” The gang couldn’t believe the actions of the character they just met; he might’ve looked like Oscar the Grouch, but it wasn’t actually him.
“Let’s get to Sesame Street, gang.” Fred said, though he and the others really wanted to get off that “Phantom Planet” and get back to reality. They all flew away from Gotham City, just as the police sirens started blaring all over the city.
When the gang arrived in Metropolis, they expected to find a version of it that wasn’t as different as the one on Earth; but their expectations were crushed completely, as they began flying over a city that looked far more dreadful than regular Earth’s Gotham City. The “Phantom Zone” version of Metropolis was like a ruin; buildings (including the
Daily Planet one, which had a demolished globe sitting on top of it) were ravaged and crumbling, there were police sirens blaring every ten seconds, and rioting in the streets. The gang was sick to their stomachs at the display; they could’ve sworn that they smelled brimstone.
Upon arriving at Sesame Street, the gang was greeted by a sight that was just as dreadful as the rest of the city. What they found was a neighborhood with buildings that had freakish graffiti written all over them, sidewalks and streets that were shredded to the point where anyone could make out to sewers beneath it, and children that were either sitting on street corners with pale expressions on their faces or scouring for food in the nearest dumpster. It definitely was not the happy neighborhood that they knew on their world; and instead of sunny skies shining over it, there were dark gray rainy clouds hanging over it, giving it a very dark look.
“Don’t believe anything you see here, gang.” Fred said. “None of it is real.” Daphne wanted to believe that, but everything in front of her was real enough to make her run to the nearest sidewalk, where she collapsed to the ground and began retching. While she was doing so, three people walked out of a broken down apartment building, yelling at each other from the top of their lungs. The gang was surprised when they realized it was Maria, Luis, and Gabby.
“You know, if you’d just get your lazy butt off the couch once in a while, she wouldn’t be out in the streets, doing what she’s doing!!” Luis told Maria, referring to Gabby.
“Oh, so it’s my fault that our daughter’s a bum?!?!” Maria exclaimed, furiously.
“Would you guys just shut up and let me do what I want with my life?!” Gabby demanded, as she was dressed in a very revealing outfit.
“What do you care what we say?!” Luis yelled. “You don’t even live here anymore!!”
“Get outta here!!” Maria told Gabby. “You have no home on this street anymore!!”
“Fine!!!” Gabby screamed. “Who wants to live on a ghetto neighborhood like this anyway?!” That’s when another resident of the “Phantom Zone” neighborhood, a man named Bob, stuck his head out from the window of his apartment and yelled at Maria and Luis, while Gabby started walking away from the neighborhood.
“Hey!! Will you foreigners keep it down there?!?!” Bob said. “It’s already bad enough that my wife’s deaf! You wanna make me the same way?!” Another resident, a man named Gordon, stuck his head out as well and shouted.
“Why not?!” He said. “You’re already got us deaf from listening to your nasty singing.”
“Well,
boy, if my singin’ is so bad, then why don’t ya just move out?!” Bob exclaimed, just as Gordon’s wife, Susan, came out and threw her bags into a beat-up yellow Volkswagen.
“We’re way ahead of ya, cheapskate!!” Susan yelled.
“Thank God! Now if we could just get the foreigners out, then this would be one happy place to live!!” Bob uttered.
“Listen, I’m getting tired of you callin’ us that, you…” Luis remarked, and before he could’ve finished what he said, Fred stepped in and stopped all of the arguing.
“That’s enough!!!” Fred yelled. “You guys aren’t supposed to be this way!” As Fred addressed the residents, Velma looked at the section of the street where the
Foster’s mansion should’ve been, only to see the charred remains of a place that had been burnt to the ground and never rebuilt. “You’re all friends…you’re all family.”
“Not anymore, Freddy.” Someone said, and the gang looked to where Hooper’s Store should’ve been, seeing Scrappy and the Sleazes coming out of a place that was run down and dingy, with the words “El Sleazo” spray-painted in black over the words “Hooper’s” and “Store.” “This is the
new and
improved Sesame Street of the ‘Phantom Planet’!”
“New and improved?” Velma said, with an odd look on her face. “Scrappy, there was never anything wrong with Sesame Street.”
“Yes, there was!” Scrappy snapped. “It was too darn happy! This place is much more grouchy and mean…Oscar would love a place like this.” While Scrappy was talking, Sid Sleaze looked as if his heart had been broken, not from learning that Carmen Sandiego was a fabrication, but more from what he witnessed out of the dreadful version of Sesame Street.
“Well, we hope you guys had enjoyed your hour on it, because you’re coming back to good old Earth with us.” Fred said, and Scrappy & Sam chuckled, while Sid refrained from laughing.
“We ain’t goin’ anywhere, kids.” Sam said. “We’re having too much fun here.” Sam walked over to the yellow Volkswagen that Gordon and Susan were putting their things into and lifted the vehicle high in the air with one hand, showing off the abilities that were granted to him upon landing on the “Phantom Planet” as well. “Ya see?”
“You guys don’t understand.” Velma said. “If you don’t get off this planet soon, then you might cause a rift in our universe that’ll surely put an end to all of humanity.”
“Why? Because Superman’s daddy said so?” Scrappy said, with a wicked grin. “I’ve got news for ya, Velma. I actually
belong here.”
“No, you don’t.” Velma told Scrappy. “You belong on Earth, just like the Sleazes and the rest of us do.” Scrappy just chuckled over Velma’s naïveté.
“You don’t get it, do ya?” He said. “I’m not the weak little puppy that you guys knew back when he was a part of your little crime-solving group. I’m the ‘Phantom Zone’ version of him!” The gang just looked at Scrappy-Doo in confusion and suspicion; they wondered if he was pulling another cruel prank on them. “Like Jor-El stated in his warning, this planet often reappears and disappears; and while it was doing that in your galaxy, both myself and the ‘Phantom Planet’ had been doing a bit of research, mainly on Superman. We tapped into his origins, and once it was discovered that his powers came from the sun, the ‘Phantom Planet’ reprogrammed itself to where everyone here could have the same Kryptonian DNA that Superman has to allow the sun to ‘program’ him.”
“So…we’re not the only ones here who have superpowers?” Shaggy asked, and he & Scooby got a little scared, as all of the residents of “Sesame Street” started to surround the gang, each giving them nasty looks. “That explains why we saw Batman flying over Gotham City.”
“What I don’t get is why you came to our planet and fooled us into thinking that you were the real Scrappy-Doo?” Velma asked.
“Because I wanted to see if you people were just as powerful as Superman was.” Scrappy remarked. “And when I found out that all of you were just weak little beings, I got the notion that I…
we could conquer your world and others, thus giving us total control over infinite universes!”
“Not everyone here on this warped planet will go along with you plan, Scrappy.” Fred contradicted. “There were thousands of people that were horrified by our sight in your version of Gotham City.”
“That’s because Gotham City is the only part of this planet that’s not super-powered, sans the idiot dressed up in the bat suit.” Scrappy said. “When it was discovered that your Gotham City is just as bad as the rest of our planet, the ‘Phantom Planet’ decided that there was no need to create a darker version of it, since it was already dark enough. That’s why it developed a happier and
weaker version with people that are more cowards than Shaggy and Scooby here and a hero that couldn’t even leave the city, even if he wanted to.” As the “Phantom Zone” version of Scrappy-Doo revealed his shocking plan to a shocked Mystery Inc., Sid Sleaze began to doubt the side he was on.
“Where’s the real Scrappy-Doo?” Daphne asked.
“Oh, come on! You’re Mystery Inc.!” Scrappy replied. “You’ll figure out where he is. Oh, wait…no, you won’t…because you’ll be dead by then!” Scrappy then gestured for the Sleazes and the evil residents of “Sesame Street” to go after the gang, using their godlike powers to kill them. That’s when Sid stepped in and stood by the Mystery Inc. gang, forcing Scrappy to gesture for Sam and the other villains to stop. “You fool! What do you think you’re doing?!”
“This ain’t right! None of it is!” Sid exclaimed, and the gang felt pleased that Sid realized that it was, while Sam felt really embarrassed.
“Sid, don’t chicken out now!” Sam exclaimed. “Think about what you’re doing! For cryin’ out loud! We’ve got the power now to stop Superman!”
“I don’t care, Sammy.” Sid said. “We’ve gone way too far this time!”
“No, we haven’t gone far enough.” Sam contradicted.
“Enough of this!!” Scrappy exclaimed, and he gestured for Sam to go after Sid. “Kill him!” A shocked expression appeared on Sid’s face, as he stared at his brother, who stared right back at him with the same type of look, just before turning towards Scrappy with an angry glare in his eyes.
“What did you say?” Sam asked him.
“Ya heard me!” Scrappy shouted. “I said
kill your brother!” Sam stared at Scrappy for a long time, and then he approached a nervous Sid, who was wondering if his own brother was going to acknowledge Scrappy’s command. But instead of killing Sid, he just put his left arm around him and gave Scrappy a dirty look.
“I may be a lot of things, but the one thing I’m not is a killer.” Sam said, and Sid looked at him, pleased but yet confused in a way.
“But all that stuff you said about doing away with Superman?” Sid asked, and Sam just chuckled.
“Are you kiddin’?” Sam queried. “I’d wet my pants just standing ten feet away from that caped strongman!” Sid smiled at Sam and gave him a big hug, which didn’t last long, because Sam had brushed him away. “Alright! Alright! Don’t make a scene. I’m not going
that soft.”
“Looks like you’re short two men, Scrappy.” Velma said, but Scrappy didn’t show any intimidation on his face.
“No matter.” He said. “I still have a billion more.” With the snap of a finger, Scrappy ordered the wicked “Sesame Street” residents to continue advancing threateningly towards the Sleazes and Mystery Inc. But just when it looked as if it was the end for them, a large beam of light with a mixture of blue, yellow, and red colors in it had come through the dark clouds in the sky and shined over the Sleazes and Mystery Inc. The group stared at Scrappy and the evil “Sesame Street” residents, as they were frozen in place outside the light, just as they were sucked right off the ground and into the sky, departing from the “Phantom Planet.”
Once they were out of the planet’s atmosphere and into outer space, they all stared through the clear walls of the wormhole in amazement, as they saw what appeared to be an entire island floating away from the Earth and towards the “Phantom Planet.” Little did the group know that the island was actually the one made out of kryptonite and covered in bedrock that Lex Luthor had grown (courtesy of Kryptonian technology) and escaped from, shortly before Superman (who used heat vision to melt the island away from the sea floor, before it got a good hold) ultimately got it into space.
The Sleazes and Mystery Inc. watched with intrigued looks on their faces, as Superman hurled the entire island away, making it float towards the “Phantom Planet.” As the island got closer to it, the olive and brass colors of the planet quickly turned to a dark shade of purple; but it was the nasty shade of gray that told the Sleazes and Mystery Inc. that the planet and everything else on it was dying, as the kryptonite island entered its atmosphere. It was only a brief moment before the island crashed to the “Phantom Planet’s” surface, rupturing through its crust and coming down to its core. Once the kryptonite island hit the core, there was a momentous chain reaction that caused the entire “Phantom Planet” to vaporize, along with its inhabitants, all never to be heard from again.
While an unconscious Superman started crashing back into the Earth’s atmosphere, the Sleazes and Mystery Inc. were sucked back to the Arctic zone and straight into the Fortress of Solitude, where they landed on the same spot that they had left from. Mac, Frankie, Madame Foster, Eduardo, Bloo, Wilt, Coco, Bugs, Daffy, Big Bird, and Grover all were happy that they were able to bring the group back to Earth, and they were also pleased that Superman had unknowingly destroyed the dreaded “Phantom Planet” before both it and its inhabitants could’ve caused any serious damage to their universe.
“You’re back!!” Mac exclaimed, as he ran up to Velma and hugged her.
“And just in time, it would appear.” Velma said, with a smile.
“How was it like on the ‘Phantom Planet’?” Mac asked, and Velma and the other members of Mystery Inc. just grinned.
“Let’s just say it feels awfully swell coming back to someplace you can really call Earth.” Velma said, and while the group was celebrating over Mystery Inc.’s return and the destruction of the “Phantom Planet,” they barely noticed the head of Lefty peeking out from behind a large crystal. He had been hiding there from the moment the VILE agents had malfunctioned, waiting for the right moment to escape from the Fortress. When he realized that it was his chance then, he moved away from his hiding place and towards the exit; that was until the Sleaze Brothers, who weren’t all that happy to see him, blocked his path.
“Hey, boys.” Lefty said, nervously. “How was yer trip?”
“Oh, we’ll be happy to tell ya all about it.” Sam said.
“On the way to the ACME prison.” Sid added, and the brothers grabbed both of Lefty’s arms, as they walked with him towards Bugs and Daffy, who they were going to turn themselves in to.
“Oh, this is not riiiiight.” Lefty uttered.
END OF CHAPTER THIRTEEN