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[Beauregard]

Leter today I should be able to do some more of the transcript/outliney thing for thsoe who havn't seen it.

 

[Beauregard]

The Muppet Babies are all gathered back together.

Miss Piggy steps away from the group, and looks down at her feet.

PIGGY: If by some chance Nanny really did want to get rid of…me. I think I’d be able to get by.

The scene changes to her imagination.

Now Piggy is stood in the snow with a shawl wrapped around her head. A frozen jug of lemonade sits in the middle of the table. It is full; no one has been buying her lemonade. As people go past she calls out. “Lemonade, lemonade.”

A couple pass, and Piggy runs out from behind the table in front of them.

PIGGY: Would you like a glass of lemonade? Only one dollar a glass.

MAN: In the winter?

Piggy sniffles.

PIGGY: Oh please. I was thrown out of my home, and I don’t have any friends, and I’m all alone.

Piggy begins to cry.

MAN: Ok. Ok. I’ll take a glass.

Piggy runs back behind the table, and pours from the jug. The lemonade has frozen and falls out in a giant lump.

MAN: Hey. That’s not lemonade. It’s a lemon ice-cube!

Piggy thinks. “Hmmm.”

LATER

EXT. A GIANT RESTAURANT STORE with Piggy’s face on the windows.

Through the large windows we see the tables are full of guests.

Miss Piggy is sat behind the counter, serving Lemon Ice-Cubes.

She sees a man walking past, and dashes outside in front of him.

PIGGY: Lemon Ice-Cube? Just one dollar a cube.

MAN: No thanks.

PIGGY: But I was thrown out of my home, and I’m all alone, and my friends are all gone.

MAN: Alright, alright, I’ll take a cube.

Piggy runs back inside, and through a small door in the counter. She picks up a lemon Ice-Cube with a pair of tongs. She drops it into a glass.

PIGGY: That’ll be one dollar.

She takes the dollar, and opens a cash register. It is full of green money!

PIGGY: One thousand four hundred dollars. Not bad for one day’s work. Oh, but I miss my Kermie.

LATER

EXT. A SKYSCRAPPER with Piggy’s face plastered all down the side.

INT. SKYSCRAPPER

Piggy is sat in luxury. She answers a ringing phone.

PIGGY: Yes? WHAT! We have made twenty thousand dollars less today than yesterday. Who was responsible? The President of the United States? Fire him.

She puts down the phone, just as another starts ringing.

PIGGY: Hello? Out of lemons! Then, buy California. What? I already own it?

We fade back to the nursery, where Piggy is hugging Kermie.

PIGGY: I might have done well, but I’d miss you, Kermie.

Gonzo sighs.

GONZO: You did do well. I wonder what would happen if I was thrown out.

FADE INTO IMAGINATION

A dustbin.

NANNY (V.O.): And stay out!

Gonzo flys through the air and crashes into the bin. He comes up covered in muck.

GONZO: Don’t I get a good bye kiss?

His little toy chick Camilla flies out into the bin too.

GONZO: AH well. A good bye chicken is better than a good bye kiss anyway.

A Dump Truck pulls up, and the dustbin is tipped inside.

GONZO: Whoops.

It drives away.

EXT. DUMP

The Dump Truck tips Gonzo and a pile of rubbish into the dump.

A Rat (Which, by the way looked similar to Rizzo) appears beside Gonzo.

GONZO: Ah, hello Neighbour.

LATER

Gonzo is inside a little house.

GONZO: Well, it was nice of you guys to come visit me.

We pull back to reveal…
…little doll-like versions of the Muppet Babies. They are made of brown rubber, or mud, or something.

GONZO: Fozzie? More pie?

He offers him a mudpie. The Fozzie doll falls into it face first.

GONZO: (Trying to laugh bravely) Ah, ha, ha, Fozzie. Wocka. You always made me laugh.

He moves around the tale to the Piggy doll.

GONZO: Tell me, Piggy. You always did like me more than Kermit didn’t you?

He makes Piggy nod.

GONZO: May I have a kiss?

He makes her nod again.

GONZO: Plant one right there, Piggy babe.

The Piggy doll plucks a flower from the middle of the table and plants it on Gonzo’s nose.

GONZO: Ah. I’ve been living alone for too long.

LATER

Gonzo is outside his hut with a big grey beard and a walking stick.

GONZO: Well, it’s a hundred years since I first came to the dump. I wonder how the others are doing.

As if an answer to his question, a Dump Truck arrives, and tips a pile of dust out over Gonzo.

Kermit comes up out of the pile, wearing a beard. Then Fozzie, Scooter, Piggy (in a beard!!!) and so on. They are all there.

GONZO: Hey. Nice of you to visit me.

KERMIT: Visit you? After a hundred years nanny got fed up with us too. She threw us all out.

GONZO: Well, now that you are here, Piggy can I have one little kiss?

PIGGY (remember this is Gonzo’s imagination): Certainly.

He steps forward to kiss her, and falls down a hole, arriving at the bottom all mucky.

GONZO: Boy, can she kiss.

FADE BACK TO THE NURSERY.

Gonzo has fallen off the cabinet into a drawer. Kermit helps him up.

PIGGY: Ohhh, I can’t stand the suspense of not know who will go. If Nanny can’t decide, then we will have to decide for her.

()()()()()()()

Coming up next, who will leave? How will the Babies decide?

 

[Beauregard]

Of course, as before, it isn't word perfect. But I thought it would be nice for those who havn't seen much MB to have some clips and stuff from the episodes.

 

[christyb]

It's great. I haven seen that episode in forever.

 

[Beauregard]

Thanks.

It's a good episode. ANd, Gonzo is sooo in love with Piggy in this one. Boy, I never knew it...

 

[Whatever]

Right now, I'm too busy singing, "Cammilllllla, camillllaaaaa, whoo, whoo, whoo, whouuuu."

Beau

I loved that song. It's stuck in my head now.