Save Our Snowth.

[D'Snowth]

*Snowth trips, and finds himself being over-powered by three girls*

BRITTANY: Hold still while I kick the tar out of you.

SNOWTH: Brittany? Have you ever considered a career in modeling?

BRITTANY: *Pauses* Ooh... talk to me...

SNOWTH: *Under his breath* Phew, works everytime... *Aloud* Uh, because I know I guy who knows a guy, who has connections with someone whose friend's in the modeling business, and MAYBE I can get you in?

BRITTANY: Hmm... very interesting...

ELEANOR: Oh, come on Britt, can't you see he's just buying time?

SNOWTH: LOOK, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOUR SISTER!

BRITTANY: Oh yes you did...

SNOWTH: NO I DIDN'T, I ONLY KISSED HER!

ELEANOR: ... And went a little too far...

BRITTANY: And you didn't invite US to the wedding!

SNOWTH: I tried to invite Ellie!

BRITTANY: WHAT? !

ELEANOR: Then what happened to my invitation?

SNOWTH: I tried to CALL you instead, but the line was busy...

JEANETTE: Yeah, Brittany DOES have a tendancy to talk on the phone too much.

BRITTANY: Hey, whose side are you on, anyway?

 

[Ilikemuppets]

*chucks much as the buck and the duck* What the ---...?

The ducks are out of luck, and I ran out of things to say, so I'm just stuck...

 

[D'Snowth]

You guys are poets and don't knowets.

 

[Ilikemuppets]

You guys are poets and don't knowets.

You're right. You win, I don't knowets...

 

[Oscarfan]

I can make a rhyme every time!

 

[Beauregard]

I'm a poet and I did NOT realise it!

 

[Ilikemuppets]

I rhymed you out, that's what it's all about; You win every time; to get the last rhyme. To rhyme out, rhyme out!

 

[Oscarfan]

Yo hago un rima todo el tiempo!

 

[D'Snowth]

Like these famous poems by famous people...

"Sour Cream" by Ernest P. Worrell (even though the cream's by Cream O'Weaber Highland, he just wrote the words)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sour cream is white,
And comes in a tub.

"Oranges" by I.R. Baboon
Orange is orange,
Flowers is sweet,
I.R. Baboon say,
You got smelly feet.

"A Poem" by CatDog
Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet,
And so is maple syrple.

 

[Beauregard]

:singI rhymed you out, that's what it's all about; You win every time; to get the last rhyme. To rhyme out, rhyme out!:sing

I'm gunna rhyme, Ghost! Toast! Boast! Host! I'm gunna rhyme Fit! Hit! Grit!