Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny - Worst Movie Ever?

[D'Snowth]

Or at the very least, Myers wanting another Austin Powers-like franchise.

I read one review on Love Guru where the reviewer summed up the movie as "Mike Myers took an Austin Powers script, scratched out "groovy spy" and wrote in "creepy Indian".

Personally, while I wouldn't say it's the worst movie that was ever made, it IS good for a laugh, if that's all you're wanting.

 

[Princeton]

I always turn the movie off after the Thumbalina segment ends. It absolutely is a badly made movie; however, I enjoy it because the songs are extremely impressive musically and the girl who plays Thumbalina is pretty hot.

 

[Mo Frackle]

And I thought that Pirates World looked kind of cool. Unsafe as heck, but cool. By 'cool', I mean it's a nice rare look at old school local amusement parks.

 

[newsmanfan]

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Oooh, I remember that Ed...but not which movie. My fave credit crawl is still the "USA Movie of the Week" riff (from "Outlaw," I think) where they make up C-list actress credits for questionably soft-porn flicks shown on that network during the '90s.

Rock Climbing! Yes, Rock Climbing...all part of what we like to call...
*reverb effect* DEEEEP HURTING!

Which is still quite a bit like Hypno-Helio-Static-Stasis! No matter what Frank says different.

Hey Mo. Watch the Rifftrax version of "The Room". Wanna see something REALLY scary? Yeeeaaaagghhh! Tommy Wiseau!!!
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[Mo Frackle]

I did see the Nostalgia Critic's review of "The Room" (and his hilarious follow-up video that referenced his review getting removed). I love his Wiseau impersonation. "Hello. Huh? Let's find out what my nationality is, huh? Oh, hi Mark. Let's play some football...".

Hopefully I'll be able to see the Rifftrax version somehow. For right now, all I can do is listen to the few that have been released on DVD, and see samples on youtube (which is less effective, IMO, as the users who edit those 'best-of' videos usually fail to time the jokes correctly).

 

[newsmanfan]

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I can get you anything you want. PM me.

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[The Count]

Don't remember that credit crawl Newsie. But my all-time faves are:
4 Which movie was worst than this one, as mentioned above.
3 Rap with Joel after City Limits. Kim Katrell, the Kim Cardassian of that generation.
2 Crow pitches Final Sacrifice the Series to Mike in two minutes as he's got an appointment with Steve Guttenberg's people.
1 Food song at the end of whatever the second Joe Donn Baker film was.

 

[newsmanfan]

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Don't forget the Master Ninja Theme Song!! (which was my answering machine message for some time back in the day...)

Oh yeah, the zombie thing with JDB...thanks for reminding me!

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[The Count]

What master ninja song? The only thing I constantly belt out without prior notice is "And we'll try to kill you with a forklift!"

That, and the following from Santa Conquers the Martians.
"He'll burn up on re-entry.
He'll die in the atmosphere.
Hooray for Santy Claus! Cha-cha-cha."

 

[Drtooth]

You know... Now that I think about it, I almost thought this thread was about that upcoming Dreamworks movie where Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny (among other childhood icons) are warriors and Guardians of childhood something or other. But that looks too awesome to be bad...

right?