Drtooth said:
You know what would be sweet? If this wasn't the Muppets doing the Wizard of Oz, but an entire retelling using the creature shop....
here's my take.
Dorothy: A Human
Toto: FooFoo.
Scarecrow: Kermit
TinMan: Gonzo
Cowardly Lion: Fozzie
Glenda, the Good Witch: Miss Piggy
Upon the realization of the small scope of her role, Piggy goes into a Muppet Caper like fit. She approaches Kermit who is already stuck in place as the Scarecrow. An argument ensues Piggy stops and circles around Kermit who both argues and franticly flails about trying to turn enough on his scarecrow perch to see where Piggy is located. At the end of her fit, she gives him the inevetable karate chop, after a short and awkward panting pause (think the park arguement in MTM) She hits him again for good measure and stomps off with the signature "Hmph."
The munchkins: smaller muppets. Rizzo and the rats would represent the Lolly pop guild.
Mayor of Munchkin City: A humiliated Sam Eagle
"Is nothing sacred"
Scooter, still as stagehand pops head out of Mayors house, "Sam, you said you wanted a part, now say the line."
The Coroner:
The Wicked Witch of the West: Another Human
Upon her entrance there is a bang and a flurry of music. A hard piano continues to play, ignoring the fact that the climax of the entrance has passed. An annoyed Witch says "Do you mind!?!?"
There is a shot of Rowlf at his piano "Oh...uh sorry." this gag may be used at various points of action and dialogue for the witch through out the movie.
The Flying Monkeys: Johnny and Sal leading a band of penguins or Flying pigs. Sal, "The other monkeys are booked." Cue to shot of B-list cameo by original Monkeys (the band) Mickey Dollens, "Tell that to our agent." Cut back to confused cast.
Oz denizens: Muppets Galore.
Oz Doorman: Pops
The are greeted with a song from the Emerald Mayhem.
The Wizard of Oz: Bunsen and Beaker will portray the men behind the curtain of the Great and Powerful Oz, who will be represent by the large floating heads of Statler and Waldorf.
the end.