RPG: The Search for Skeeter

[The Count]

So... There are 12 of us in this doomed party? Would feel better if there wee 13 of us, but you take your chances and pick your poison.
All fright then, shall we be going into the jungle to rescue Skeeter?

 

[christyb]

*holds up his hand* Wait a minute. I followed you guys here wondering what you were doing. *looks at watch* We're supposed to be doing a show now. What's going on?

 

[sugarbritchez]

Oh Kermie, you are so cute when you try to take charge

 

[Beauregard]

Er, Boss. Um. Look, let me put it this way. My sister is...well...she.

Kermit. How would you like to have the rights to a movie on the Muppets searching the African jungles for a missing wild gal?

 

[redBoobergurl]

Wow a joke book that will actually make people laugh at my jokes?! I wish Statler and Waldorf were here now!

 

[sugarbritchez]

It would take a miracle to have people laugh at Fozzie's jokes!

 

[christyb]

Er, Boss. Um. Look, let me put it this way. My sister is...well...she.

Kermit. How would you like to have the rights to a movie on the Muppets searching the African jungles for a missing wild gal?

It's alright. I understand now. We need to find Skeeter. I put a sign on the theater that said we're closed until further notice so we can continue to search.

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

For Floyd: A mellow electric guitar that can be used to signal long distences.

*Trys out electric guitar*

Hey, man. That's cool. I ought to try this one with the band.

Hey, Kerm. Glad you could join us.

 

[theprawncracker]

Pepe the King Prawn does not need body lotion to attract the ladies, I am is already irresistible hokay. But, just in case I will carry it along with me in case its a lady... um a lady... a lady pig hokay!

 

[Erine81981]

For Animal: A pair of super-charged drumsticks that can be used for breaking through something or for flying if you spin them.

DRUM STICKS!! Yeaaaaaa *starts banging on Fozzie's head*