RPG: The Search for Skeeter

[sugarbritchez]

*closing eyes*

I certainly don't want to be attracted to that Shrimp! I only have eyes for you Kermie!

 

[christyb]

*mutters to self* That's what I was afraid of.

 

[sugarbritchez]

*eyes still closed*

Since I can't see Kermie, I am going to hold onto your hand until it is safe.

*Peeks one eye open at Kermit and grins*

 

[Beauregard]

The tigars charge as if in slow montion. Salava pours from their mouthes. Their claws throw dust and small rocks into the air as they run. Their flanks ripple with muscles beneith their stripped hide.

SKEETER! How did you survive these? Where are you? Oh, Skeeter! Pepe, move, come on.

 

[The Count]

Isn't there a way we can get out of this without using our gadgets? Hmmm, I have an idea. Hey Kermit, why don't you start singing that African song you sang on Sesame Street.
*Jumps out of the way into the shadows.
Come on, we'll help you start off.
*Starts singing: A-B-C.
Everybody, you know how it goes.

 

[Beauregard]

Good idea Count. At least we can stall them.

...where were we? Oh yes. D-E-F-G-H-I...er...

 

[christyb]

What??!! Uh... *tigers still approaching* This doesn't seem to be working.

 

[The Count]

Uh, that's Uncle Deadly, Scooter. Now don't make them mad with you.
*Points at the tigers rushing again.
Come on, it'll work, just let's everyone sing together.

*Gets to the following lines after a while.
Quiet rest-up, sleepy tigers, under the vine trees by the water's side.
Hey, look, they're starting to get sleepy. Let's finish the song so they'll fall asleep.

 

[theprawncracker]

So sorry hokay I had to use the little prawn's room so here's the body lotion hokay.

*Pepe applies the lotion and the tigers stop chasing the rest of the Muppets and start chasing Pepe*

Ai mios dios!!! Help Help me hokay! Someone use their gadget thingy and make it snappy hokay!

(no crustacean pun intended)

 

[christyb]

*wipes forehead* Whew! That was close. So is everyone still here??