RPG: The Search for Skeeter

[christyb]

Pepe we have to get across so we can get to the tiger. So are you coming or not?

 

[theprawncracker]

Si I am coming just not first. Hokay?

 

[christyb]

That's fine with me. Scooter you wanna jump on with Pepe? Since he's so small I think I can carry you both.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm, I wonder if Pepe would just sit herer in this brimming jacuzi.
*Camera pans over to show bubbling jacuzi.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jacuzi! Where?

No, no stay focused hokay.

Si I will ride with Scooter Kermin

 

[redBoobergurl]

I'll go next Kermit, I trust you, I'd rather swim with you than be fired out of Gonzo's cannon. Too bad my joke book doesn't have any jokes about flying.

 

[Beauregard]

Ok, Boss. I guess I'm good to go.

GAME MASTER: The Flipper-Flopper power up and sned Kermit, pepe and Scooter flying high above the ravene, above, above, above, higher, and higher, and doooooown into a looop-the-looooo(yiiiiikes!)ooop, and round, leveling off into a perfect landing.

*ker-splat...*

Ouch. Gonzo...would have loved that.

*calls out across the ravene*

Who's next?

 

[Beth C]

*pulls scout suit out of backpack and puts it on*

Oh, I sure hope this works.

*takes a powerfull HHHHOOOOOOOP! and lands safely on the other side*

Wow! That was fun! Uncle Kermit, can I do that again?

 

[The Count]

Well... SSeeing as how Pepe's already across and didn't fall for the jacuzi gag... I'll go next with you Kermit, and it seems as if Fozzie's ready too.

 

[christyb]

Great, I think I'm getting the hang of this hop on. *laughs* I crack myself up.

*Uncle Deadly and Fozzie hop on and Kermit takes off. He hits some air turblence and they go flying into a not so perfect landing*

Oh boy, a crash landing that was terrible.