Rowlf presents The Muppet Show Season Four Music Request Show

[minor muppetz]

Rowlf: Welcome to another fun edition of The Muppet Show Music Request Show. I'm Rowlf, and today I have a guest co-host, Dr. Julius Strangepork.

Dr. Strangepork: Thank you, Rowlf.

Rowlf: And now here is The newsman to announce the top four most requested songs from the fourth season.

(cut to The Newsman in his news room)
Newsman: And now, here are the top four requests: Get a life, stop bothering me, go away, and scram... oh, wrong paper. Well, here are the top four.

(cut to Disco Frog, I Get Around, Six String Orchestra, and I've Got Rhythym)

Rowlf: And now, Dr. Strangepork, I would like you to present your favorites.
Dr. Strangepork: Wonderful. Here are my requests.

(cut to She Loves You and Why Can't We Be Friends)

Rowlf: And now here are my favorites.

(cut to Hound Dog and My Way)

Dr. Strangepork: And now, we are taking requests.
Rowlf: Yes, indeed.
Dr. Strangepork: Who's our first caller?
Scooter: Hello, can you play River Road with Crystal Gayle?
Dr. Strangepork: Yes, we can.

(cut to Scooter's request)

Rowlf: Caller 2, your on!
The Swedish Chef: Cun yoo pleez play Grovery Blues wiff Arlo Gutherie?
Dr. Strangepork: Yes, we can.

(cut to The swedish chef's request, Grocery Blues)

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Hello.
Dr. Strangepork: Oh, another fellow scientist.
Rowlf: Hello, Bunsen.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Could you play Momma Don't Allow, with Dudley Moore, The Electric Mayhem, and of course, that musical robot known as Mamma?

(cut to Bunsens request)

Zoot: Hi, there!
Rowlf: Hi, Zoot.
Zoot: I would like you to play St. Louis Blues with Dizzy Gillipsie.

(cut to Zoots request)

Kermit: Hey, Rowlf, Dr. Strangepork...
Rowlf and Dr. Strangepork: Yes?
Kermit: Will you play The Garden Song with John Denver and The Gambler with Kenny Rogers?

(cut to Kermti's requests)

Rowlf: Well, now I am going to take a coffee break. Strangepork, you stay in charge.
Dr. Strangepork: Right! So, who's our next caller?
Link Hogthrob: Hello, can you play Macho macho Man with me and Gonzo?
Dr. Strangepork: of course I can, Link.
Link Hogthrob: Oh, good.

(cut to Link's request)

Beaker: Mee mee mee mee mee.
Dr. Strangepork: What's that, Beaker?
Beaker: Mee mee mee mee mee!
Dr/ Strangepork: Oh, you want me to play Feelings.
(cut to Beaker's request)

Dr. Strangepork: Next call!
Dr. Teeth: Hello, can you do me a favor and play Do Wah Diddy and As My Guitar Gently Weaps?
Dr. Strangepork: Sure things.

(cut to Dr. Teeth's requests)

Rizzo: Hello, I want you to play Rock Around The Clock.
Dr. Strangepork: Right!

(cut to Rizzo's request)

Rowlf: (coming back) How's everything coming along?
Dr. Strangepork: Oh, nicely and smoothly.
Rowlf: That's a change of pace.
Dr. Strangepork: I know. Anyway, we are still taking requests.
Lew Zeland: Hello, will you play Three Little Fishies?

(cut to Lew Zelands request)

Gonzo: Hello, can you play Act Natually?
Rowlf: I suppose we could.....

(cut to Gonzo's request)

Fozzie: Hiya!
Rowlf: Hi, Fozzie.
Dr. Strangepork: Greetings!
Fozzie: Can you play Knees Up Mother Brown, starring my mom?
Rowlf: Well, if it has to do with your mom, then okay.
Fozzie: yay!
Dr. Strangepork: Let's get started/

(cut to Fozzie's request)

Rowlf: And now, it is time for our final song.
Dr. Strangepork: it is called Reach Out and Touch, with Diana Ross.
Rowlf: We hope you enjoy it.

(cut to the last song)

Dr. Strangepork: Well, thanks for watching and listening.
Rowlf: And thanks for co-hosting, doctor.
Dr. Strangepork: And thanks for letting me help you host the show.
Rowlf: We'll see you next time when I take requests for the fifth season songs.
Dr. Strangepork: Adios.

 

[MartyMuppets]

An excellent job. All five of them are very good.
I just wish they really had produced best songs of the season specials along the sort of lines you've thought out. They would be a real treasure for Muppet fans to track down on video or dvd.
Oh well. What you have given us is better than nothing.

 

[MartyMuppets]

I already replied to this one but looking at it again I must say how great it was having Strangepork as co-host this time around.