Role Play: The 2004 Muppet Holiday Party!

[The Count]

Oh my, looks like the doctor needs a doctor. Come over here Rowlf, and we'll see what we cn do to help you out.

*Leads Rowlf over to his basket bed. OK, now lie down and let's get some supplies.
*Goes to bat-room and gets towel and ear dissolver liquid.
OK, your ears must be flooded from the snow, so... Oops, sorry, got the wrong stuff. Be fright back.
*Goes back to the bat-room and leaves earwax dissolver liquid, gets water pump instead.

OK, so we're just gonna flush out those ears of their excess liquid. Please turn over onto your right and keep the towel beneath your head.
*Pumps water into Rowlf's ear. Now lean over onto the towel so the stuff just drips out completely.
*After right ear's done, the same process is done for left ear.
There, that should help, just lie there for a little while until you regain your sense of balance. I'll be back with a little strawberry eggnog for you my friend.

 

[Katzi428]

*Prairie Dawn passes through the hall and sees Rowlf laying on his bed with the towel under his head.*
" Oh my goodness! Rowlf...you poor thing! I guess that snowball fight got kind of rough.Just relax.We'll all take care of you."

 

[The Count]

*Comes back from the kitchen.
Hey Rowlf, feeling better? Vell, here's something to perk you fright up.
*Places napking with some brownies and a cup filled with strawberry eggnog next to Rowlf.
Hope that's better, old friend.

Oh hi Prairie, getting ready for the party? Got your wardrobe all picked out?
Ha, we'll have a vonderful time once the party starts up next week.

 

[Katzi428]

*Comes back from the kitchen.
Hey Rowlf, feeling better? Vell, here's something to perk you fright up.
*Places napking with some brownies and a cup filled with strawberry eggnog next to Rowlf.
Hope that's better, old friend.

Oh hi Prairie, getting ready for the party? Got your wardrobe all picked out?
Ha, we'll have a vonderful time once the party starts up next week.

Hi Count.Yep...my wardrobe is all picked out. I brought a red & green dress with me. It looks plain & simple. I don't want to outdo Miss Piggy.
I'll go see if the Chef needs my help in the kitchen. Hope you feel better Rowlf . See ya later Count.

 

[Erine81981]

Goes outside.....

Grover: Are you sure we should be doing this?

Herry: I used to do it all the time w/ my sisters. Come on. Now climb on my shoulders. *grunts when lifting Grover* Can you see anything?

Grover: Nope.

Herry: What? You staring in the window or at the wall?

Grover: Wall.

Herry: Stare in the window.

Grover: How can I? I can't reach it.

 

[christyb]

*walks outside and spies the monster's

What on earth are you three doing??

 

[The Count]

*Goes outside and sees and hears Kermit wondering at the Monsters.

Uh Kermit... Pssst.
*In low whispering tones to Kermit. There are only 2 Monsters out here, Grover and Herry. They must be trying to spy on what it was that Cookie Monster got them as holiday presents. Don't worry, they won't see anything even if they reach the window, cause Cookie's hid the presents already.

 

[Docnzhoss]

Mmmm, strawberry eggnog. Hey, Count you make a darn good doc! Ol' Brown Ears is back everyone! Thanks for your concern! (Jumps up and clicks heels together). Oh yeah, good as new!

 

[The Count]

Thank you Rowlf, glad to see that you're A-OK again.

 

[Docnzhoss]

That's right! And just for you I'm gonna dish out my rendition of "I Saw Three Ships".

I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas Day, On Christmas Day
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas Day in the morning.

And what was in those ships all three
On Christmas Day, On Christmas Day?
And what was in those ships all three
On Christmas Day in the morning?

Our Saviour Christ and His lady
On Christmas Day, On Christmas Day
Our Saviour Christ and His lady
On Christmas Day in the morning.

Pray whither sailed those ships all three,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day?
Pray whither sailed those ships all three,
On Christmas day in the morning?

O they sailed into Bethlehem,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
O they sailed into Bethlehem,
On Christmas day in the morning.

And all the bells on earth shall ring,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day;
And all the bells on earth shall ring,
On Christmas day in the morning.

And all the angels in Heav’n shall sing,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day;
And all the angels in Heav’n shall sing,
On Christmas day in the morning.

And all the souls on Earth shall sing,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day;
And all the souls on Earth shall sing,
On Christmas day in the morning.

Then let us all rejoice amain,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day;
Then let us rejoice amain,
On Christmas day in the morning.

And now, my last and final verse just for you, Count!

And a thousand bats flew overhead
On Christmas Day, On Christmas Day
And with them some good cheer they bred
On Christmas Day in the morning!