Role Play: The 2004 Muppet Holiday Party!

[DanDanStrawberry]

*goes first to the kitchen*

Oh Cheffypoo, where is vous? I hear you have a picture for moi.

*waits a few minutes, then writes the chef a note and tacks it to the fridge with a magnet*

I'll deal with him later.

*leaves and goes to Kermit's room*

Now for the frog.

*knocks on door* Oh Kermie... open up the door please.

Sorry I've been away for so long, have had a terrible cold which although it made my throat ache, I got 3 days of school to watch all my Muppet Vids (watched Muppets Go To The Movies everyday!!)

Piggy. Gernna needa transerlaseeon fer the notonnamafreej, me no speeka lorta eenglish. Bert if you lerka meenew webbysite, Piggeeinahol pictuer on!! Bork bork bork!

 

[Katzi428]

*nibbling on a chocolate chip cookie* Hey...these are tasty! Boy,everyone sure worked hard at making cookies!
*putting some ornaments up & then realizing that some spots are too high for me* Uh-oh. I can't reach. Can someone give me a boost please?

 

[The Count]

*Comes back in from outside.
Man, I'll tell you...
Yes my little ones, we have some work to do around the house. Not to mention getting ready for those dratted finals.
Ah well.

Hello everyone, got those extra ornaments Miss Piggy wanted for the tree. Need any help Prairie? Well...
*Takes out a little box and bottle from pocket.
Got these from Alice, you have to be careful with how much eat so as to grow only as high as you need to reach the tree's branches.
Then again, if you prefer, I can have my bats fly to the branches and place the ornaments there. Yes, I think that might be better.
*Tucks box and bottle away inside coat pockets.

Now then Prairie, what goes where? Oh, and there's this other box I got with some more vonderful ornaments for the tree. Just tell me and my bats what goes where and we'll help you out.

 

[Katzi428]

*Comes back in from outside.
Man, I'll tell you...
Yes my little ones, we have some work to do around the house. Not to mention getting ready for those dratted finals.
Ah well.

Hello everyone, got those extra ornaments Miss Piggy wanted for the tree. Need any help Prairie? Well...
*Takes out a little box and bottle from pocket.
Got these from Alice, you have to be careful with how much eat so as to grow only as high as you need to reach the tree's branches.
Then again, if you prefer, I can have my bats fly to the branches and place the ornaments there. Yes, I think that might be better.
*Tucks box and bottle away inside coat pockets.

Now then Prairie, what goes where? Oh, and there's this other box I got with some more vonderful ornaments for the tree. Just tell me and my bats what goes where and we'll help you out.

Oh great! Thanks Count & bats! Let's see...hmmm..how about that little Grover dressed like a soldier goes 3 branches down from the tippy-top. And the Kermit dressed as an elf in the second row. And the Swedish Chef elf holding a trayful of cookies goes next to Grover. You bats can decide the rest for yourselves.I'm almost sure that I put the ones that I could reach in the right places.

 

[The Count]

OK... Grischa, you take the Grover Soldier.
*Grischa flies to hang the ornament where Prairie Dawn said.

And Mischa, you take the Kermit Elf...
And Sascha, you take the Swedish Chef elf with the...

Uh, Prairie, are you sure this ornament has a tray of little plastic cookies? Cause the one I just picked up doesn't have any little tray of plastic cookies.

Oh well, wonder what happened to them.
That's 3, 3 ornaments hung by my beautiful bats!

 

[Katzi428]

OK... Grischa, you take the Grover Soldier.
*Grischa flies to hang the ornament where Prairie Dawn said.

And Mischa, you take the Kermit Elf...
And Sascha, you take the Swedish Chef elf with the...

Uh, Prairie, are you sure this ornament has a tray of little plastic cookies? Cause the one I just picked up doesn't have any little tray of plastic cookies.

Oh well, wonder what happened to them.
That's 3, 3 ornaments hung by my beautiful bats!

I'm positive that the Chef one has a tray full of Christmas cookies. I think I know where the cookie tray disappeared to!Ohhh Cookie Monsterrrr..? Can I have a word with you?
You bats did great! Thanks!

 

[The Count]

Thanks Prairie. Now to hang a few of the ornaments I got.

First goes the Prairie Dawn Angel, place that one a bit lower from the Grover Soldier my bats.
Then comes the Miss Piggy as the Queen of Frost, a very classy and lovely little ornament. It's fitting that this one should go next to the Kermit Elf.
Then there's the Bert Nutcracker, Put that one on the side of the tree opposite of the Grover Soldier my little ones.
Next comes Janice holding a glowing menorah, think we'll have this one down the lower branches.
Got another one of a Twiddlebug on a snowflake, we'll just hang this one on the fourth branch down on the other side of the tree.
Next comes Rizzo twirling a cane made of peppermint, oh no, that's a candy cane my little ones. Put that down below the Swedish Chef Christmas Baker.
And last but not least, there's one of the Two-Headed Monster wrapped inside a giant Christmas wreath around their bodies. We'll just put this one on the other side of the tree, about at the same place where we put the one of Janice with her menorah.

There, that's 10, 10 terrific Christmas tree ornaments!
*Thunder and lightning are heard outside.
Ah ha! Yes, the tree looks vonderful! Hope there are some other ornaments or chores to help out with.

 

[The Count]

Actually... What do you think Prairie, should we bring down your ornament so you can see it better at a height you can reach it? Or should we leave it where it currently hangs, in the lofty upper reaches of the tree?

 

[Beth C]

Piggy. Gernna needa transerlaseeon fer the notonnamafreej, me no speeka lorta eenglish. Bert if you lerka meenew webbysite, Piggeeinahol pictuer on!! Bork bork bork!

*puts down clipboard and goes to throttle the chef*


YOU TAKE THAT PICTURE DOWN!!! Or else, YOU will be dinner for Christmas!

 

[The Count]

Huh?
*Cranes neck towards the kitchen.

Oh vell, best to just stay out of it. Hmmm, this Christmasy mood has put me to thinking of my own troop of characters and creatures. Maybe it'd be better if they...
Hmmm, not sure if the bat-troop will be performing after all. Just frustrating that I kind of tear down all my ideas after a while of setting them up.
Think I'll just sit down and write them up and send them to a friend who knows how to draw them in pictorial form.

Oh hello Miss Piggy, do you like the ornaments we've placed on the tree?
*Shows Miss Piggy the tree with all its ornaments so far.
Is there anything I can help you with? BTW: We finally fixed that pesky floor, and set a newly tiled floor to make your home ewen more beautiful.
Hope you like it. And LMK if there's anything I can help with for the party.