*Pushes past Kermit and walks to the front of the bus as another bolt of lighting snakes it's way across the sky*
*Bus rumbles from the thunder and rain starts coming down hard*
*
grabs the CB radio*
Swine to anyone on the line - I'm not sure where we are, but, um, if anyone sees a place where we could stop, um.. please let me know. It appears we are um, he he, um.. lost. This detour is not on the map we have up here and um, the construction in front of us does not look very promising.
If we can't find shelter soon, we can at least pull over until this -
*Thunder and lightning interupt her and cut off communications*
Oh great.. just what I needed. What else can go wrong?