Role Play: Muppets on the Move

[Philo and Gunge]

*Sees the coyote* Who the heck are you... and most importantly ... WHERE IS KERMIE?????

I am Wile E. Coyote: Super Genius (takes the card away from Garfield and gives it to Piggy) Now, I must take the wheel. (takes wheel but the bus falls off a clip, getting destroyed)

 

[Beth C]

There will be no deaths in this role play, especially when I am aboard the bus! (besides there are no cliffs in FLORDIA, I live here, I know!)

*Stomps towards the front of the bus* Ok, that's enough! I'm feeling carsick now!

*pulls the emergency brake, which halts the bus immediately and throws everyone to the floor*

*Grabs the coyote and karate kicks him* Hiiiiyaaaa!

That's for waking me up! *Picks him up off the floor and throws him into a seat then ties him up with seatbelts and rope from Sweetum's backpack* That's for taking me away from Kermie! Now stay put!

*Walks to the front of the bus and turns to Sweetums while fixing her hair.*

Can we go back to the others and pick them up now?

 

[Philo and Gunge]

There will be no deaths in this role play, especially when I am aboard the bus! (besides there are no cliffs in FLORDIA, I live here, I know!)

*Stomps towards the front of the bus* Ok, that's enough! I'm feeling carsick now!

*pulls the emergency brake, which halts the bus immediately and throws everyone to the floor*

*Grabs the coyote and karate kicks him* Hiiiiyaaaa!

That's for waking me up! *Picks him up off the floor and throws him into a seat then ties him up with seatbelts and rope from Sweetum's backpack* That's for taking me away from Kermie! Now stay put!

*Walks to the front of the bus and turns to Sweetums while fixing her hair.*

Can we go back to the others and pick them up now?

(weak after Piggy's chops) Hello, let me introduce myself my name is Mud. (falls to the floor)

 

[Infinity Sirius]

*Looks at Piggy and nods head, scared of what she might do to him.* On our way, Miss Piggy.

*Turns the bus around and goes back to Kermit and the others.* We're back Miss Piggy. *Watches as Piggy gets off the bus and runs over to Kermit, hugging him to her chest.*

So does anyone want to get onto Orlando?

 

[Philo and Gunge]

*Looks at Piggy and nods head, scared of what she might do to him.* On our way, Miss Piggy.

*Turns the bus around and goes back to Kermit and the others.* We're back Miss Piggy. *Watches as Piggy gets off the bus and runs over to Kermit, hugging him to her chest.*

So does anyone want to get onto Orlando?

(still weak from the chops) Take me with you so I can recover from the pain.

 

[Erine81981]

(still weak from the chops) Take me with you so I can recover from the pain.

Whats with this guy? *walks all over Wile and covers him like when a cat or dog covers up pee or you know*

You okay Garfield?

I'm fine. Just a little shakend up. Thanks. *hops up in Sweetums's arms*

 

[McFraggle]

We've got to catch up to that bus.

 

[Infinity Sirius]

*Gets onto the bus with Garfield and sits down in the driver's seat.* All aboard!

Piggy we're leaving if you want to come you should stop stangling Kermit and get on.

*Wile waddles aboard the bus flat as a dinner plate*

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Let's move the game forward for a bit:

After several hours, the Muppets travel toward Walt Disney World, and they aren't that far away from Orlando, really, but after bathroom breaks and snacks and snacks, it's taking longer than expected. They are travelling over the long bridges, seeing the swamplands that make Kermit miss his Greenville, Mississippi, swamp; and the others look down at the lush greenery below the cold concrete bridge in awe.

They aren't far now from a particular city where their arrival is waited upon by two men which the Muppets know nothing about.

Fozzie is still strained about the letter he found, whether to say something or not. Kermit is wondering why the Bear and Pig act so weird around each other now, and Piggy is somewhat concerned, but since nobody is saying anything she's figuring it's all just blown over now.

Wile E Coyote sits tied up in his seat belt, having learned the hard way that you don't mess with a pig trained in the martial arts, and Garfield is sleeping, snacking, sleeping, snacking. Sweetums has taken the helm of the driver's seat, and Dr. Teeth sits ready to play back-up driver should he be needed.

All the rest of the Muppets, speaking or not, are on board and waiting to arrive at Walt Disney World in Orlando.

At a certain Wishing Stone Tavern in Bay Hill, Florida, two men meet again:

"...I just got word from my guys that The Muppets are only a few hours away from here."
"Good, good!" He walks over and puts his hand on his ally's shoulder. "Soon, vengance shall be ours!"

*Back on the bus:*
Hey, I still have this cup of ice cream I bought back in that little town we visited! Anybody want some?
*Opens lid, it's melted.*
Correction, I still have this cup of ice cream flavored SOUP I I bought back in that little town we visited! Anybody want some?

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

Yuk. I don't think so, Fozzie.