Fozzie Bear
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*Suddenly bars close in front of the windows and the door is locked.*
OH NO!
*Rolls over and notices a brochure on the floor.*
Haunted Hotel: Themed Attraction--looking for a hauntingly good time? Let us and our animatronic spooks thrill you through the night.
Well, Miss Piggy, I didn't realize you'd landed us in a fun hotel, but now we're all locked in this one room!
OH NO!
Phew, I thought for a second...nevermind. *Yells at the intercom.* Thank you!A voice comes over the intercom:
"For your protection we have locked your doors and windows. Please feel free to call down to our dumb waiter, who will use the same, should you require room service. Thank you, Management."
*Rolls over and notices a brochure on the floor.*
Haunted Hotel: Themed Attraction--looking for a hauntingly good time? Let us and our animatronic spooks thrill you through the night.
Well, Miss Piggy, I didn't realize you'd landed us in a fun hotel, but now we're all locked in this one room!