Role Play: Muppets on the Move

[Infinity Sirius]

*pulls a hockey stick from kanpsack*

Does this belong to anyone.

 

[Beth C]

Hey, Dr. Teeth. I have a map here that says we should either go over the bridge or down the road by the river...I already KNOW we don't drive on the blue line--you'll get wet! Which way do you think we should go?

*graps map, and turns it upside down then right side up*

Um.... I say go to the right.. we ARE trying to head south after all.

 

[McFraggle]

Hey, Dr. Teeth. I have a map here that says we should either go over the bridge or down the road by the river...I already KNOW we don't drive on the blue line--you'll get wet! Which way do you think we should go?

Let's go over the bridge.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Crossing the bridge, they realize that the water is high in the river just below from all the pre-occurring rain. The Muppets feel the bridge swaying below them and choices have to be made now.*

Dr. Teeth! GO GO!! FASTER!!

 

[McFraggle]

I'm going as fast as I can.

 

[Infinity Sirius]

*pulls a rocket engine from knapsack and attaches it to the back of the bus, making it speed over te bridge and through the water to the other side*

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Ramping over the edge of the bridge, the bus lands on the smooth street and fires off down toward the interstate.*

Well, now we're over the blue line, it should be smooth sailing now, right?

Or, since we almost drowned, I shouldn't say 'sail?'

 

[McFraggle]

Oh well, what a ride. Movin' right along Fozzie.

 

[Erine81981]

Yo tall dark and hairy? Would u like to go the see "Shrek 2" with me? I figured if we make it to town we could go see it.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh well, what a ride. Movin' right along Fozzie.

*Grabs up banjo*
MOVIN' RIGHT ALONG...

*realizes he can't play banjo*
Eughf...blah! Kermit, here's your banjo! You should play it!!

They see a fork in the road with a sign. Claw marks are on two signs which seem to have been stuck in the dirt by the road by someone other than the state--or the state could have placed them there long ago and they just got worn (who knows?). One sign points east reading Shortcut; the other points southeast and reads Longway. Which way do they go?