Role Play: Muppets Go Camping - Mountain Muppets

[Beth C]

*looks outside to see the rain slowing down*

Hey guys, I think the worst of the storm has passed. I wonder what kind of damage the campsite got.

*Steps out from under the cover only to have a large bolt of lightning strike a nearby tree which topples and falls*

YIKES!

*jumps and goes back under the shelter*

Ummm... does anyone else want to lead?

 

[sugarbritchez]

PIGGY! You stepped on my fruit and grain bar!

*sulks*

 

[Beauregard]

Like, er, Floyd Honey, why don't we just take stock a second.

Is everyone here in the cave, now, fer sure?

If so, I think we should, like, vote on what to do next. Stay here, go out in the rain, put spiders on otehr people legs...

Wait!

Ouck!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*tries to start fire by knocking to rocks together*

Harry wishes dynamites didn't get wetness.

Gosh, I'm glad you're here, Crazy Harry. It's good to have someone around who knows about fire. My car has a lighter in it, but that's several miles away from here, so that won't do any good.

Red, I'm sure there's some part of the food bar that's still clean. I hope.

I don't wanna lead anywhere, Piggy. That lightning is dangerous out there. Sure, the rain slowed down, but the lightning is still going strong!

*Finds some peanut butter cups in his backpack.* Here, Red, have one of these.

*A movie button falls out of his backpack and behind the rock that a few others, including himself, have been leaning on.*

OH NO! That's where my old Movie Button went! It's worth money now! Hey, someone help me move this rock!

 

[sugarbritchez]

*picks up dirt covered fruit bar and shows Fozzie* See he ruined it...now even Animal won't eat it!

*gets peanut butter cup from Fozzie*
Thanks Fozzie....you really do come in handy!

I'll try to help you with the rock but I think I am too small......sooooooooooooo...I'll sit here and eat this *starts smacking*

 

[Beauregard]

Like, Red, let's help Fozzie.

Comm'un Floyd, shift yourself. We have to help Fozzie.

*picks up guitar*

*Dum, dum, ding, dong, ding, dum*

Look at us,
Here we are,
Stuck, like, in a cave,
And the Bear needs help,
And we may as weell,
Try his button to save.

What better place could, like, anyone be?
Cause Floyd you're here with me,
So let's shove that stone,
And here we go...

*notices everytone stareing*

*drops guitar*

Er, fozzie, let me just leand a hand there...

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*With the help of everyone, the large rock shifts, and reveals...*

A hole. Well, that's not good. My button has fallen into that hole.

*Pokes head in and looks.*

There it is! It's on the floor of that cave! Next to that pile of old clay pots and stuff--oh, look! Paintings on the wall of buffalo and people. And...hmm...Is that Yorick in there next to those shiny things? I hope that's Yorick, because if it isn't, then SOMEBODY DIED IN THAT CAVE!!

 

[Philo and Gunge]

(looks at skull)

Gunge: It's Yorick. (Yorick pulls on G's arm)

 

[Beth C]

DEAD PEOPLE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?!


YEAAHHHHHHHHEEAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!


*Screams and runs out of the cave and into the still falling rain, jumping over fallen trees and branches*

Hellllllpppppp MEeeeeeeee KErrrrrmiiiiiieeeee!!!!!!


*races down the nature trail back toward the campsite*

 

[Erine81981]

Hey there Red. I didn't see you come in out of the rain back there. Have you seen Wembley? He was just with me. I figured he ran back to the hole becase of the rain.

*notices Fozzie needs a light*

Hey Fozzie? I have a fraggle made light here.