Role Play: Muppets Go Camping - Mountain Muppets

[Beauregard]

Like, that's no bear, Fozzie. Bears wear hats.

 

[Beth C]

*Grabs a flashlight out of her backpack*

Well, we should at least secure the campsite. We don't want anything eating our food and ripping apart our tents. I was told when I reserved this space that the wildlife wasn't that wild.

*Picks up a large stick to use as a club*

Lets go find out what that noise is.

 

[McFraggle]

Yeah! Let's go.

 

[Erine81981]

Well there goes my adventure. *puts gutiar back* I'm coming too. *grabs backpack* Ok lets go Red.

 

[Beauregard]

Shhh...follow me.

*sneaks away through the braken and long grass*

*hears the slither of a snake*

*hears the chirp of a cricket*

*hears a deep cough*

That's him, come on.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Like, that's no bear, Fozzie. Bears wear hats.

And frogs wear collars! Still, if it coughed, it can't BE a bear. Must me someone--or someTHING--else!

But what??

 

[Philo and Gunge]

(Philo grabs 'video camera' from pack, it's just a bunch of twigs gluded together to look like a video camera. P&G follow them.)
Gunge: I see why you like this video camera so much.
Philo: You do?
Gunge: It's not quite reality. It's like a totally filtered reality. It's like you can pretend everything's not quite the way it is.
Philo: (after short pause) Why am I thinking of the Blair Witch Project?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Don't say witch, you guys!! Which is okay to say, or sandwich; just not witch. That's creepy.

 

[Philo and Gunge]

Don't say witch, you guys!! Which is okay to say, or sandwich; just not witch. That's creepy.

Philo does a witch laugh.

 

[McFraggle]

Which sandwich?