*looks at the mass confusion around her*
Wow.. I turn my back for one minute and everyone runs away from me!
hey, Guys, you all are going the wrong way! That trail you guys are on is for professional hikers. The beginner trail goes that *points to the left* way.
I don't know about you, but I'm not a pro at this and I'm not going to get lost.
*hikes off to the left*