Ringing in the Ears

[Sgt Floyd]

I heard that when your earch are itchy someone is talking about you. But My ears always ring when I am in the bathroom if its really quiet

 

[Beauregard]

Itchy, ringing, burning, sneezing ears...can I put in a request that no one talk about me in future?

 

[Vic Romano]

What happens if your ears just fall off?

 

[Beauregard]

You no longer smell? Wait...that's if you're feet fall off...

 

[MuppetMarc]

Do I have an office? I would really like to deck it out right now. Let's see...the Kermit curtains could go on this window, the autographed Miss Piggy poster on this wall, or maybe this one...

 

[theprawncracker]

You know, someone asked me if my ears were ringing today when they said they were talking about me...And I SO almost said, "OH MY GOSH YOU'RE D'SNOWTH!" But I refrainded myself...

 

[MrsPepper]

I always thought it's if you're ears are burning. Or itchy. If something else is itchy it means you'll get money, but i dont remember what it was. Your nose I think.

 

[D'Snowth]

You know, someone asked me if my ears were ringing today when they said they were talking about me...And I SO almost said, "OH MY GOSH YOU'RE D'SNOWTH!" But I refrainded myself...

It wasn't me.

 

[theprawncracker]

It wasn't me.

I figured that...

 

[Whatever]

Ringing in the ears, when continuous, can indicate a medical condition called tinnitus.
Tinnitus has no cure. It is in many cases a serious problem which negatively affects the quality of life, and can even lead to depression or suicide.