Ridiculousness and Sillums

[Sunshineboz]

What's the most ridiculous or hilarious thing you've heard a muppet say? Try to include the show title (GMC, MTI, KSY - yeah right).

I love the randomness!

My favorite is when Kermit and Piggy get into it in the park in GMC where she's threatening to leave or as she says "walk" and he keeps yelling "Well WALK"! LOL

 

[Joggy]

It'll always be the Gonzo-isms for me. For instance:

(TMS, Paul Simon episode)

For you
I'd put my head in stinky glue
I'd fry my legs and eat them too
I'd put a spider in my shoe
For you

"And that was just the first verse. You wanna hear the other 28?"

[...]

"I stayed up all night writing the leg-frying motif!"

 

[grail]

i dunno...personally, i'm a BIG fan of:

"Good grief! The comedian, he's a bear!"

"No he's not, he's a-wearin' a necktie!!"

 

[Joggy]

(SEX AND VIOLENCE)

(playing scrabble)
Nigel: "Here we go. The word is Gribbaziggy."
Sam: "Gribbaziggy... What kinda word is Gribbaziggy?"
Nigel: "You know, like 'I gribbaziggy you.' Like that."

 

[gymkatarules]

Just check my signature.

-Chris

 

[Sunshineboz]

I like it! I like it ALL! *embraces the screen until eyes pop out...puts them back in*

 

[towels]

I'd have to point to almost anything from the Rhyming Song.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

From the Julie Andrews episode -

Kermit and Scooter are discussing the cow backstage.

Kermit: Scooter, find out who that cow belongs to.
Scooter: Right. *goes up to the cow* Who do you belong to?
Kermit: Scooter!

later in the episode, after they save the cow from being sub-divided by the Swedish Chef. Kermit tells Scooter to clean off the chalk markings by simply saying "Erase the cow."

Scooter: Right. *pause* "Erase the cow?"


-Kim

 

[JaniceFerSure]

-Yeah. Look, let me take you away from all this. Aaah, a marriage made in heaven. A frog and a pig. We can have bouncing baby figs.
-I will not hug you, you... TWIT TURKEY!
-Buth Ruzzi,Buth Ruzzi...
-Can you play 'hatless'? I don't know,who wrote it?

Kermit: That's a myth.
El Sleezo Tough: Yeah, but she's my myth.
Kermit: No, no. Myth. Myth.
Myth: Yeth?

[when seeing Fozzie perform for the first time]
Kermit: This guy's lost.
Waiter: Maybe he sould try Hare Krishna.
Kermit: Good grief, it's a running gag.