Return to the Magic: The Awakenings

[christyb]

*eats a french fry* Can I have a burger with that?

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh, of course. Shall I hold the mayo?

 

[The Count]

Aye Cap'n Christy. Matty, get that Jack boy out here and flippin' the burgers.
Friggin', into the drink ya go to fetch the cap'n some ice for her own drink. Huh? well just get some from that husband-cicle o'hers.
Bo-flavored ice... Eeew! Now that's something only a grouch would like.
*Gets burgers from the grill, spoons an artful blob of sweetened relish and adds a side of cole slaw into place before bringing the platter to Sis.

 

[christyb]

Now this is what I call service!

 

[The Count]

No, you'll get everything smeared in the stuff. Besides, ye already be manning the grills Jacko.

 

[theprawncracker]

*mutters* How do I always get stuck at the butt of all these jokes?

 

[christyb]

Joke: Well it's not my fault you are always standing behind me.

Me: Couldn't resist.

 

[theprawncracker]

Touche salesman...

 

[The Count]

That reminds me boy-o... We need someone to shimmy up the mast and straighten the sails. So get at it sails-man.

 

[theprawncracker]

*does so*