I'd really like a girlfriend, and with my short list of requirements, I could probably find one tomorrow: 1) Good sense of Jerry Seinfeld's humor; 2) A good height; 3) Fairly smart (but this is not a requisite.) If I am to believe the jokes that I hear, I'd rather stay single. If I am to believe a short idiot kid in my class called Justin, a physical (but not emotional) relationship is the single most important thing in the world (over ending war and the Muppets) and I need to find the "hottest" girl in the entire school and bug the crap out of her until she agrees to be my girlfriend. Personally, I'd rather stick to my own theory: Yes, a relationship is important, but there are more important things in life, like your IQ.
EDIT: The heck with it. I'm coming out and saying it. I am currently infatuated with a girl one grade ahead of my own with the initials A.K. We have been friends for some time now. Who knows, maybe something'll come out of it.