REJECTED SST Old School Disclaimers

[Drtooth]

"Do not attempt carrying more than 1 pie or cake at a time going down stairs at home."

 

[wiley207]

"The skits presented in this DVD set are uncut and may contain questionable imitative behavior. Please review these segments before showing them to your child."

(Hey, I know this because they left Prince Charming's "OH SHUT UP!" at the end of the Rapunzel News Flash segment intact.)

 

[CensoredAlso]

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[Drtooth]

"Please note that climbing one's hair is impossible, and while yanking it all off is a reality, please be advised that was a wig."

"Warning. Graphic scenes of the Happy Birthday song have been edited in various instances. Not our fault. Them ol' bats what own it wanna play hard ball."

 

[StreetScenes]

maybe less of a warning and more of a voiceover for a title card:

In the CTW system there are two separate yet equally important groups: the researchers who suggest curriculum, and the writers & performers who make it fun to watch. These are their stories. *chung chung*

 

[CensoredAlso]

maybe less of a warning and more of a voiceover for a title card:

In the CTW system there are two separate yet equally important groups: the researchers who suggest curriculum, and the writers & performers who make it fun to watch. These are their stories. *chung chung*

Haha, nice!

 

[Oscarfan]

WARNING: Disgruntled moms may ensue.

 

[CensoredAlso]

WARNING: Disgruntled moms should realize IT'S A TV SHOW.

 

[Katzi428]

maybe less of a warning and more of a voiceover for a title card:

In the CTW system there are two separate yet equally important groups: the researchers who suggest curriculum, and the writers & performers who make it fun to watch. These are their stories. *chung chung*

LOL...cute!Had to read that twice though before I knew you were sort of referring to the "Law & Order" opening.(not your
fault )

 

[Krazedmuppet]

disclaimer for the disclaimers:

"Warning evil pinguins broke in and took over the brains of those responsible for the previous disclaimers- all are untrue and all content is as awesome as you remember it- view normally "