Question for those of you who shave

[D'Snowth]

"Major Burns? Corporal Klinger. I'm a size 8 from head to toe. I like to play with dolls. I watch Broadway musicals. I'm nuts. I should be out!"
"Horse hockey."

Don't forget..."My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown!"

 

[Cantus Rock]

My facial hair is all patchy. It looks okay, but not very full. I wish it were nicer.

 

[That Announcer]

Don't forget..."My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown!"

Whoops, forgot that bit. I haven't seen the episode in a while now, so that was as much as I could remember. Sorry!

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

Mine took a long time to come in, it's still coming in in fact, although it's pretty much full now. The only thin areas are wear my beard meets my mustache, but those are filling in finally. But I had a beard for a while, the pic of me in my avatar is from when I had one. Hint: They're great in the winter. Keeps your face warm. I like having a beard, but I shaved it for the summer. I'll probably grow it back again though.

 

[D'Snowth]

Whoops, forgot that bit. I haven't seen the episode in a while now, so that was as much as I could remember. Sorry!

Here's the complete quote, courtesy of IMDb.

Corporal Klinger: Colonel Potter, sir; Corporal Klinger. I'm section eight, Head to toe. I'm wearing a Warner bra. I like to play with dolls. My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts. I should be out.
Col. Potter: Horse-hockey!

 

[McFraggle]

If I don't shave for a day, I look like Kenny Loggins, only much more handsome

LOL! But seriously, I would probably say shortly after the first year I started shaving. I was probably about 15-16. I have to shave about every day though. One of my friends, however, could forgo shaving for a couple of years and he would barely have a stubble. He is fair skinned and freckled.

 

[Ziffel]

When I was a senior in high school I noticed one day a friend of mine suddenly had a lot of facial hair. I asked him what was going on and he said that his brother bet him ten dollars that he couldn't go a week without shaving. He said, "Easiest ten dollars I'll ever win." And he did. But even though it should be easy, I would HATE to go a week without shaving and probably wouldn't have taken that bet.

 

[homerthegreat]

I have pretty bad facial hair for my age--I shave at least once a week o keep it down. Don't know what it'll be like it I let it grow...I know it'd take a few years to have a good, thick moustache going on if you don't shave.

 

[Vic Romano]

When I was a freshman in HS, it seemed like all my friends had facial hair except me. I wished I had facial hair every minute of the day. Now it grows so fast, and I prefer to be clean shaven. I used to have a goat-tee, but I decided it was too 90's and I needed to be a 21st century kinda' guy; y'know?

So to all you guys who are fast approaching that phase of growin' faciail hair, be careful what you wish for! It's itchy, retains sweat and will most likely peave off your girlfriend!

 

[luvtosr]

It's itchy, retains sweat and will most likely peave off your girlfriend!

He's so right y'know. There's nothing worse than 'tash rash and beard burn! Fortunately I have about fifty years before my facial hair sets in!