You are hilarious, Zack the born in the year of the Pig, Dog! "Soy sauce! Ice cold soy sauce!!! Only 25 cents!"
Too funny, and made me have to check to see if you were actually born in the year of the Dog. But you're a day late & a dollar short. 1982 was the year of the Dog. Sorry, Zack.
I'm not sure which year of the Chinese Zodiac I was born. My birthday falls right during the cusp of the Chinese New Year. So I'm either a Dog OR a Pig. Since I love both Piggy & Rowlf, both are fine with me!
Somebody should make & sell that -- Muppet Chinese New Year calendars, complete with daily fortunes. How fun would that be? The year of Rowlf.... year of Piggy, year of Rizzo, year of Clueless Morgan, year of Sal, year of Camilla... etc.
Or at least Muppet fortune cookies; "You will go to Bombay, India and become a movie star".