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Proffessor Hastings fear lecture

minor muppetz

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(Proffessor Hastings is standing behind a brick wall, with a dark forrest background)
Proffessor Hastings: Good evening. I am Proffessor Hastings. Today, I am here to talk to you about "fear". Fear is something you get when you start to become afraid. That's right, uh, yeah. Fear is, uh... (puts head down on wall and falls asleep)
(as he is sleeping, thunder and lightning strikes. Several anything muppets run past Proffessor Hastings)
Fat Blue Anything Muppet: Run for your life!
Hot Pink Anything Muppet: The bats are comming!
(bats chase after them)
Green Anything Muppet: Oh, it's toodark. I'm scared of the dark! (shivers)
(a tornado alarm goes off)
All: Aaaahh!
Pumpkin Anything Muppet: Tornado!
Beautiful Day Monster: (popping up) Tornado? Aaahhhh!!!
(they all run away)
Proffessor Hastings: (waking up) Aaahh!! Oh, oh, I just had a nightmare....
 

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Dil said:
I see that you are patient, Minor Muppetz.
What is that supposed to mean? I can't tell if it's meant as a compliment or as sarcasm (perhaps thinking that I either can't wait untill Halloween to write a fan fic like this or that I can't wait untill the Old School DVD set coems out to see if a Proffessor Hastings sketch is included, but neither have to do with the reason for writing this script).
 

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I think he means that you have more patience than him when it comes to waiting for feedback. And by the way, very funny scene, mm. It made me laugh so hard! Very classic.
 
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