Power of the Dark Crystal -- The Fast Version

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Ur-Skek (cruising through space): Gee, it sure is nice to feel whole.

Fire Girl on Thra (humming as she meets a Gelfling)

Gelfling: O_O Dude, you're hot.

Fire Girl: Heehee! Thanks. So are you. *blushes*

Gelfling: Uh, that's not --.

Fire Girl: Let's go wake up a sun in the middle of Thra.

Gelfling (scratches head): We already have three, which technically should roast our planet to a cinder. We also have that Light Castle, which is one big reflective crystal which should blind anyone who looks at it, since it's reflecting the light of three whole suns. And you want to make our planet a sun? Are you stupid or something?

Fire Girl: Heat doesn't bother me....

Gelfling (facepalms)

Fire Girl (steals a crystal shard, plunging the world into darkness): See? Now we have to wake up the sun in the middle of the planet. It's now eternal night. We have to fix it.

Gelfling (rolls eyes): Y'know, we coulda avoided this entire issue if you hadn't messed with that crystal. What if --?

Ur-Skek: I'm so happy I don't have to be some awful Skek -- mmMMMMMmmm. *splits into two* GAH! *beats head against wall*