Sort of a muff-jacking?
*waving a rubber chicken* You! Out of the thread! This is my thread now...and if you call the cops....it will be curtains for you...pink and polkadot curtains.. or maybe a tuna...yeah, a pink and polkadot tuna and...and...I don't know what else ....Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha.....*runs off with thread in tow*