Poll: Do you have children?

[Fozzie Bear]

A buddy asked me to open this thread/poll for discussion.

I don't have kids. Never wanted them. I'd rather someone else have kids, then I can borrow them and teach them bad things (like my buddy Tim's kids: I taught his youngest daughter to go up to new visitors to their house, scruch her face up and holding her finger next to her head to say REDRUM!--His oldest daughter doesn't give in to the dark side of the force as easily), and then I can give them back.

Plus, I never have been able to keep a pet alive. Heck my plants die. So, another reason not to have a kid.

What about you?

 

[Beakerfan]

Well, I'm a little young to have kids, but I plan on having around six. Four boys and two girls. And yes, I have names picked out.

 

[anytimepally]

I agree with you, Fozzie.. it's much more fun to corrupt other people's kids, though I probably will have some eventually

 

[MuppetMarc]

Being 14 and having children would probably make me a suspicious character. Hence voting no.

 

[D'Snowth]

What a poll!

 

[redBoobergurl]

No kids yet. Hubby and I want to have two of them, but right now we're still just enjoying being married and being the two of us. When the time is right we'll know.

 

[theprawncracker]

I voted yes, Lisa and I have a darling son that's older than the both of us named Beauregard.

 

[Katzi428]

Nope....can't have kids or adopt even if I was married. .
(my nieces are like my kids though,if that amounts to anything.)

 

[Winslow Leach]

Well, I'm as single as a slice of Kraft cheese, so...no. No, I don't.

 

[D'Snowth]

I voted yes, Lisa and I have a darling son that's older than the both of us named Beauregard.

That's just wrong.